Angry Shouting Guy
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(Due to extreme cussing, the words in parantheses are obscenities replaced with nice-nice words) Huh? What the (dull knife)? WHAT THE (puppy) ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? GET OUT! GET THE (trash) OUT! DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN! I SWEAR, I'M GONNA...huh? You want to write an article about me? Well, why didn't you say so? Grab a seat and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear.
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy and I Start the Interview
Alright, what's the first th-wait. What's that in your hand? Oh, it's coffee? What kind? ...Starbucks? Starbucks?! STARBUCKS?! OH, I (apple pie)ING HATE STARBUCKS! I HATE IT! AUUUUGH! THEY'RE (pencil)ING EVERYWHERE IT (clock)ES ME OFF! I CAN'T EVEN TURN AROUND WITHOUT SEEING ONE! I SWEAR, ONE DAY THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WHOLE (7)ING WORLD AND THEN I'LL REALLY BE (dingo)ED OFF! PLANET STARBUCKS! PLANET (napkin)ING STARBUCKS! WHO THE (poo) WOULD WANT TO LIVE ON THAT!?
What? What do you mean I swear too much!? You know what I have to say to that? (-) YOU! (uber)! YOU! I CAN (cookie)ING SWEAR AS MUCH AS I WANT! PEOPLE LIKE YOU REALLY (clay) ME OFF! IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME TO SWEAR, THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE...HAVE...DONE...SOMETHING!
...SHUT UP!
[edit] Another Thing Angry Shouting Guy Hates
Speaking of God, that smug (fat) REALLY (ticket)es me off! Walking around all high and mighty like he owns the place! Okay, maybe he does, but he doesn't have to rub our faces in it! (niceness)! AUUUUGH! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M JUST GONNA POP THAT (lingo) RIGHT IN THE FACE! Then we'll see who's so big, huh? Huh!? ANSWER ME, (horror)!
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy on Anger Management
What!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!? I DON'T HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS! WHO SAID I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS! I'LL (calm)ING KILL 'EM!
Okay, I did go to anger management sessions for a while, but I was court ordered to. That guy was so full of (happiness)! And so was that (crud)ing judge! AAUUGH! The anger management guy told me I shout too much! Can you believe that!? CAN YOU (band)ING BELIEVE THAT!? ME! THIS ISN'T SHOUTING! DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SHOUTING TO YOU!? DOES IT!? HUH!? THAT GUY WAS SUCH A STUPID (poopy)! I SHOULD'VE TOOK THAT COFFEE POT AND SMASHED IT OVER HIS (crap)ING HEAD!
It was good coffee though. Really good. A lot better than that (wall) at Starbucks. (rainbow) I hate Starbucks.
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy on Uncyclopedia
By the way, who are you writing this article for? UNCYCLOPEDIA!? (octagon), I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! THEY'RE A BUNCH OF HIGH AND MIGHTY (geology)S! I wrote an article once for Uncyclopedia. It was really funny; all my coworkers said so. And what happened? I'll tell you what happened. IT GOT (parallelithingy)ING DELETED! WHY!? CAUSE SOME (happy)HEAD'S MOM HADN'T HEARD OF IT! WHAT KIND OF (shoe)TY EXCUSE IS THAT! MY ARTICLE WAS HILARIOUS! I OUGHTA FIND THAT WHERE THAT (liver)ER LIVES AND BREAK HIS (taste)ING LEGS, AND THEN-huh? Hang on a minute.
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy (garbage) With His Neighbor
WHAT THE (heck) DO YOU WANT!? I'M BUSY, HERE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, QUIET DOWN!? YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR TRYING TO SLEEP!
YOU KNOW WHAT!? IF IT BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH, HOW ABOUT I GO OVER THERE AND RIP OFF YOUR (tank)ING EARS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR (nose)! THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO YOUR OWN BOWEL MOVEMENTS! YOU WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR OWN BOWEL MOVEMENTS!? THEN SHUT THE (cheats) UP!
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy Goes To Make Me A Turkey Sandwich
Sorry about that. Hey, since you're here, how about I get you something to eat? You know, I can make a mean turkey sandwich. Lemme just head to the kitchen, and open up the fridge and SON OF A (daffodil)! THERE'S NO (cushion)ING TURKEY! I (feather)ING HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy Has A Severe Episode of Tourette's Syndrome Or Something
(xylophone) (kitty) (bubble gum) (monkey) (polar bear) (penguin) (rubber) (walrus) (errrrrrr...)ING ((cheddar), I'm running out of words to use)!!
[edit] Angry Shouting Guy Just Loses It
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[edit] Angry Shouting Guy Suffers An Aneurism and Loses Conciousness
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[edit] I Go Out The Back Door and Run Far, Far Away
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(I'm out of nice words!... ORGASM!)
