Anime chicks

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“They are hot, and your less likely to get done by the cops for jacking off to em”

~ Captain Obvious on Anime Chicks

“Oh Shit! Not Again!”

~ Anime Chick on The tentacle monster that caught her

[edit] Sexuality in anime chicks

I think the picture speaks for itself.

Anime chicks, whether being attacked by tentacles or guys, are always getting it in the ass. When compared to the hamster, one realizes that anime chicks are not 50 feet tall like hamsters are. They do make random stereotypical poses which are meant to attract the male anime people. Their primitive functions are eat, sleep and get attacked by tentacles.

When a zoologist was interviewed about anime chicks he said "You've got to be fucking kidding me." They must have some reputation to get such a reaction. The anime chicks mating habits are a mystery however. An anime Scientologist said "I don't know, they always like the tentacles". So I guess it's safe to say mystery solved. But how anyone could like the triangle heads is still a mystery to this day.

Anime chicks often like to nest in Saturday cartoons, and can often be seen in between commercials. What they do during commercials is anyones guess. We hypothesize it has something to do with tentacles.

[edit] Housing

As long as you have a hamster wheel, and a nice big bottle of water your anime chick will be one happy triangle head. Now remember not to introduce any males unless you want be spectate the strangest use of that bottle you gave her. FYI it ends up somewhere up her ass. Also don't let her anywhere near robo jesus, as he dosn't play well with girls.

[edit] Movies

WOOHOO!!!

These hot chicks that don't actually exist in real life and that you will never get are actually made by nerds. They are actually really fat chicks digitally remastered, that is why there is a lack of movement. These nerds that make these chicks super hot give her awesome tits and nice bodiess. The nerds that create these chicks are not chickens, but people that live in their basement. The nerds that create these chicks are only to be looked at by other nerds and other nerds only. So don't be fooled by the hot anime chicks, they only exist in fantasy." says Adam Flowgelling, a scientist at the digital study of anime chicks

yet these so called "artists" think up this **** while in their own minds they think of what they can sell themselves for on the internet. morons you decide ^-^

[edit] The Science of all Hentai

1. All anime chicks will at one point be starred in hentai.
   1. This being the case, the larger the breasts the anime chick has, the longer the horny fanboys will spend searching for their respective hentai. This is the formula:
2. It's common knowledge that all hentai chicks will cum at the same time the guys do, and can cum up to as many as 75 times. Duh, retards.
3. All anime men will be total retards, and the only thing that they are ever good at is yelling, fighting, and having sex with their female friend.
   1. All anime guys have super-smart, sex-fiend female friends.
4. All anime females can have sex!
   1. Even little girls! (see Lolli)
   2. and Furries!
   3. AND PLANTS :O
   4. AND INANIMATE OBJECTS WITH HOLES!
   5. AND ROBOTS! :D (see Neon Genesis Evangelion)
5. All teenage fanboys will have undoubtedly felt an urge to whack off to real women at one point.
   1. Should this happen, the Japanese hentai artists bent on the desensitization of all American
6. Anime Chicks can be virgins as many times as they want

[edit] The Hentai Paradox

Hentai characters are engineered to be more visually attractive than their real-life counterparts. Furthermore, clothed anime chicks, even when only barely clothed, are rediculously hot. Yet the fact remains--Hentai is ridiculously disgusting. Why is this? I'll tell you why: Hentai is made to be disgusting. Don't believe me? Go watch some and see for yourself.

Ah, you're back. How did it go? Oh, you're dead. Should have seen that coming.

 males will hire Agent 47 to remove the unwanted variable.....