Annual Miss Stalin-look-alike Beauty Pageant

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Miss Kazakhstan and her two runners-up at the 1955 pagent
Miss Kazakhstan and her two runners-up at the 1955 pagent

The Annual Miss Stalin-look-alike Beauty Pageant is one of the most popular events ever, (next to the Winter Olympics and the Second Coming). It has been running since 1692, but no contestant successfully managed to look like Stalin until 1913. The official theme song is In My Country There is a Problem by popular Kazakhstani folk musician, Spiderman.

The traditional sponsors of the invent have been Kremlin Cola and Enron. But recently other western companies have got in on the act, so that in last years opening ceremony-come-missile parade posters for companies like Baguette du Monde, Popsi and Soylent Green can be found strewn everywhere.

[edit] Previous Winners

Hillary "Vagina like sleeve of Wizard" Clinton is the only contestant to have won the pageant upwards of 5 times.
Hillary "Vagina like sleeve of Wizard" Clinton is the only contestant to have won the pageant upwards of 5 times.

[edit] 2008 Favorites

The absolute favorite for the 2008 edition is George W. Bush, that is, if he is willing to defend his title.

[edit] See also

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