The Answer

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• 42! Obviously.
  • Why? It should be 5!
    • Let's not start a flame war here, but are you some kind of anti-Douglas Adams Heretic?
      • It depends. For instance, I'm not talkin' about the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
        • Ah, so to what answer do you refer?
          • The answer to 9 ÷ 6. ;)
            

(Maybe we should define what question to answer first.)

• • • • • • • Well, evidently, the answer to why the heck 9 The Answer/ 3 = 5 is what we are defining.
              • Oh, then I'll claim the answer for this is “42! Obviously”.
                • Obviously.

Note: These are two people attempting to arrive at a consensus as to: The Answer.

No that's the wrong answer.

The real answer is 47.

• No, it's 42!
  • I find your sexually seductive dialouge to be enthralling. Do you have a magazine or newsletter I can subscribe to? Also, 47, fo' 'ife yo'.
    • The answer is 42, as stated in the bible. God pitys the fool that don't trust him.
      • Allah reckons the answer is 12
        • Clearly the answer is 1 because by using a complicated series of equation (including 1=2 and 1=3 etc) you will find out that 42 = 1. Or 47 = 1, you choose.
          • Wait, what? You Think that I am not being serious?

No its simple; the answer's 4. The question is irrelevant.

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