Anti-Wikipedia Coalition
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The [1]Anti-Wikipedia Coalition (also known as the [2]A-W Coalition, and the [3]A-W C) is a coalition of members of Wikipedia who have the intent to tear down the ruthless organized resource of lies that Wikipedia has let loose onto the world wide web. However, the battle against this powerful and destructive force of lies is going to take tremendous effort, and we need more members in order to achieve our goals of freeing America of this plague of malevolent information, and bringing truth to the American people. To become a member, here's how, in a simple step-by-step format:
- Step 1. Access Wikipedia via the internet
- Step 2. Bring on any article on Wikipedia that is suspect to lies in the information (or any other article)
- Step 3. Edit the information in the article to fix any lies, with a footnote at any edits saying "Edited by the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition". If the article does not contain any false information, simply add anything you want, as long as you include the footnote at the end of your editing.
- Step 4. Due to the likeliness that this page will be banned, copy the entire text in this article (using copy&paste), and then create another page named something along the lines of "The Anti-Wikipedia Coalition", "The Anti-Wikipedia Coalition Article", "The A-W Coalition", or simply "Wikipedia Sucks"
- Step 5. Continue your editing for the good of America, and for the entire Anti-Wikipedia Coalition, until you can continue no long (most likely due to hand cramps initiated by excessive typing for the cause, or possibly being banned from membership to Wikipedia.)
If you are banned from Wikipedia, please know that you can still access Wikipedia, you simply cannot edit information in it.
[edit] Background
The Anti-Wikipedia Coalition is a sub-branch of the Harassment Branch of the West Pafia (originally called the West Polish Mafia, however the name was shortened over time). The West Pafia was brought about by Charlie (officially titled Charlie the Founder, who is the leader of the West Pafia).
This article was originally drafted and written by Ben (officially titled Ben the Innovator, who is the leading executive officer in the Tactical Operations Department of the Anti-Wikipedia Sub-Branch of the Harassment Branch of the West Pafia)
[edit] Structure
The West Pafia, the Polish Mafia group of the West, is the overarching group to which the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition belongs. It is structured into many organizations, most notably and most relevantly the Harassment Branch. Underneath the Harassment Branch is the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition Sub-Branch. Within this Sub-Branch of the West Pafia are several departments. There is the Tactical Operations Department, headed by Ben the Innovator, the Executive Department, headed by Chen the Cheninator, and the Enlistment Department, headed by Chris the Cousin.
This page was originally written by Ben the Innovator of the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition.
Please refrain all acts against Wikipedia to the Wikipedia websites, and do not promote any violence against Wikipedia except in the form of verbal slaughter (and other forms of your civil right to free speech and press) towards the cause of bringing about the destruction of the heresy of evil lies Wikipedia have concocted into an encyclopedic website.
