Anti-cube technology

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Anti-cube technology was originally derived from anti-lice technology as a result of risky experiment performed by two brave scientists: George Andalf and Patrick Imp. As a result, cubes has been almost entirely wiped off the surface of planet Earth, few of them escaping to another Multiverse and some descending into the underground and becoming founders of C-Resistance.

1 Practical uses
2 Drawbacks
3 Creators and development
4 How does it work
5 See also
6 Not to be confused with

[edit] Practical uses

Genocide of cubes of all types and sizes, this includes:

Otherwise it has no practical uses of major importance. The cube is really the home of the Borg but Data farted at them and it blew them all up.

[edit] Drawbacks

This technology and all devices using it are deadly dangerous as they curve the space-time continuum and twist it in Gilgamesh-like shape thus manifesting itself in fast backwards flow of time. Keep in mind that if you ever come across anti-cube technology based device you can make A LOT of money by selling youth to old people.

[edit] Creators and development

George Andalf (deceased) and Patrick Imp (deceased, resurrected and deceased again) began works on anti-cube technology in 831 AD when the theory of almost everything predicted a possibility of massive cube invasion on the Earth (in fact it was a joke, but humans always take everything so damn serious). Two years earlier their efforts were precrowned by creating chocolate pudding powered laser, being halfway of creating anti-cube technology in 827 AD.

[edit] How does it work

Basically, spatial translocation of quadri-spinned positive theta particles indicates dissipation of all n-dimensional cubes located within the area of performance. It also produces kittens with chance of where stands for density of human hair in grams per cubic kilometer, being extremely renewable, although utterly inefficient, resource for kitten huffers.