Antiexistence

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WARNING: This relatively new article contains high levels of Internet memes that are, collectively, probably more worn out than a 200 year-old whore from either Los Angeles or the Sex City. Read at someone else's own risk.

An extremely unconfusing diagram of the role Antiexistence does (not) play in the Omniverse.

“To not be or not to be...that is the question.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Antiexistence

“In Soviet Antirussia, Antiexistence unexists ME!!”

~ Antirussian Reversal on Antiexistence

“Why the fuck are you reading this?!?”

~ Antiexistence on Itself

Antiexistence is supposedly the only thing that unexisted before Chuck Norris...exactly 000.00.000131313 seconds before, to be exact. It is also notable that Antiexistence spawned into existence both Oscar Wilde, Your Mom, Potatoes, and probably Bill Gates too, after it disguised itself as a nun and was impregnated by Chuck Norris in the year BCE. Several antiyears later, Antiexistence collaborated with scientists on the Ninja Pirate project, but wasn't killed along with five hundred Jedi and eight hundred robots due to its lack of existence.

Just like everyone else, including you, Antiexistence is a Kitten Huffer. It may have even invented Kitten Huffing, but this is not likely since Oscar Wilde hadn't invented Inventing yet.

Antiexistence is neither good nor evil. Nor is it neutral. Therefore, Antiexistence may be responsible for any(not)thing.

[edit] Other Things Antiexistence May Have Been Unresponsible For, but Probably Not

• Oprah
• The Force
• The Spanish Inquisition
• Leeroy Jenkins
• Laptop Computers
• Death Metal
• Black
• Clowns
• Nothing
• Weapons of mass distraction
• Weapons that don't exist, but should
• Weapons that don't exist, and shouldn't
• Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist
• Al Gore (and therefore, the Internet)

[edit] Apocalypse

Once someone discovers Antiexistence, the Apocalypse will probably be upon us. Therefore, you never read this article, and if you ever do, you will lose 7 times 77 Karma points. However, due to the fact Antiexistence antiexists, no one but that guy will ever find out.

[edit] Memes

Being Antiexistence, this article does not exist, nor will it exist in the near future. Therefore, it holds the right to use the crap out of any already overused topics, making satire obsolete. It antiexists only for its own enjoyment. Due to the fact Antiexistence is completely and totally size-less, it is both a stub and too long. It will probably get longer 6 ways to Sunday. If not, please call your local tele-moan operator.

This article is complete, irredeemable possibility. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and lolls at the mouth. If you attempt to edit this, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will pwn your Oldsmobile.