Antis

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Antis refers to the protesters of the mormon religion. Their #1 goal is to wipe out the cult of mormonism. If they can accomplish this, it is romoured that they will implode. Antis are also the biggest contributors to stopping the mormon revolt. Antis is therefore short for Antimormons which is short for Antimormonrevolt. That is short for Antimormonrevoltandmormonattainmentoftheworldthatdoesnotbelongtothemormons. Because this name is difficult to say in one breath and without pausing, the group is simply called the Antis

[edit] History

The Antis began with the birth of evangelical ministers. Although some historians believe that this group began with the inventing of the baptists. The small group was awaiting the prophesized coming of the "mormon" religion that their prophet, still unknown, said would one day rule the earth. Before the mormons came into existence however, this group did little more than slight acts of annoyance. For example, the woopie cushion was invented by an Anti named John Scott Woopie.

Once Joseph Smith had his vision, the Antis ceased to remain in secret. Soon they were found abusing mormons physically and even raising the prices of some foods for them. This continued until the mormons finally had to move out to Utah in order to avoid the Antis. This is when the infamous mormon pride group began to defend the mormons from the Antis.

Today the Antis are found protesting mormon gatherings. They are also researching the mormon revolt and are the number one supplier of the secret that mormons one weakness is...free money...and is therefore the reason that all should use to stop the inevitable.

[edit] The War

Vader is an ex-Anti. When the Antis abandoned him he joined the Sith. Look how it worked out for him

Unknown to most people, The antis and the mormon pride have been waging a secret underground war for centuaries. The war has stretched back to the days of the knights of the round table. However the majority of the war has occurred in the last hundred years. Many lives have been claimed in this war that the media has kept silent.

The Entire Star Wars Triligy is a parody of the Anti-Mormon War. Darth Vader Was once the head of the fight but was silenced by the greatest current mormon pride member yoda.

[edit] Big Mormon losses to the war

• Joseph Smith
• Hyrum Smith
• Tupac
• And of course Jesus

[edit] Anti losses to the war

• Adolf Hitler
• JFK
• The Natorious BIG
• Mark Twain

[edit] Their Beleifs

• The mormons are wrong
• George Bush is wrong
• If George Bush was a mormon, he would still be wrong becuase
  • Two negetives don't make a positive, They make a transgression

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