Anything
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“If you don't stand for anything, then you don't stand for anything.”
~ George W. Bush on Anything
“He didn't really say anything at all!”
~ Capt. Obvious on George W. Bush's stance on anything.
“And I thought I was bad.”
~ Capt. Oblivious on George Bush and the above quote.
Anything, contrary to Popular Belief, is not a thing. The belief that it was infact a thing is little more than an Old Wives Tale, much akin to the one where if you don't go to bed a monster will get you, and tell Dad about what I was doing with the electrician and i'll cut you, bitch. Rumour has it that Anything is a thing on weekends. This has yet to be confirmed. Anything's natural enemy is the speranah, because the speranah is known to eat anything. It is a well known fact that since Anything met The Top, it has acted an escort to many favourite hollywood celebs, who'll do anything to get to the top.
Further information on Anything is distributed solely on a need to know basis. And you don't need to know.
[edit] What is Anything?
Anything, in its simplest form can be considered the absence of nothing, this is affirmed by the fact that if you are reading this, you don't have anything between your ears.
