Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 1
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March 32: First day of Long March, National Austrialian Pirate Appreciation Day ("Arr! Put another shrimp on the barbie!"), National Sincerity Day (Earth), The Flame of the Olympics begins in Amsterdam. The Olympic Torch is made of Marijuana.
- 1064 - Harald Hardraada attempts to invade Shetland.
- 1064 - 11.32.35 p.m.Shetland declares March 32 will be celebrated again tomorrow for the second time.
- 1064 - 11.32.36 p.m. Shetland is sucked into a black hole.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus abandons career in film to sail the ocean blue.
- 1525 v2.0 - St. Alfred of Parma (Alfredo Lambrusco) died (unconfirmed).
- 1788 - Notorious pirate Bill Bryson invades and conquers Australia.
- 1853 - Queen Victoria decides that she's "not readye for Aprille yet" and renames March Long March with an extra day.
- 2004 - An Uncyclopedia editor enters an Anniversary in the wrong place.
- 1949 - Bad Teletubbies stole a bank in Brazil and then robbed it.
- 1993 - After years of searching, Jimmy Hoffa is finally found alive, working as a roadie for Nirvana.
- 1999 - the Y2K Bug is devised as a crafty joke.
- 2000 - Public disfarbulation outlawed due to pot heads seriously creeping people out.
- 2005 - Uncyclopedia writer is found shot dead at his compu
- 2006 - Uncyclopedia gets taken over by Apple and becomes iHumor. Zune retaliates.
- 2007 - Due to staff absences, Yesterday will be moved forward to Tomorrow. Tomorrow is now Last Week, which will replace Today, now in Last Week's slot. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- 2010 - The Olympic Torch that started in 2 years ago is still in The Neterlands.
- 2011 - All of the Country's on the route of the Olympic Torch are now legalizing Marijuana.
- 2012 - The word 'bollock' ousts 'thighs' as the worlds most used word.
- 2011 v2.0 - The Olympic Torch finally ended back in Amsterdam. After Going through USA.
- 2049 - First celebration of national rape day.
- 310345 - "Remember the Ice Age" toga party
- 984231 - Jupiter collides with Saturn, causing them both to explode into pieces. Some remnants get together, forming a new universe where Larry King returns from the dead, to blow up the new universe.
