Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 4

April 4: National No Spamming Day (Iraq)

3141 BC - The world's first great pi was baked. It took 3.141592654 years to eat.
1581 - Francis Drake circumcised the world with a ginormous 300 ft clipper
1937 - Foodspam created to combat E-Spam.
1949 - Iceland's blundered declaration of war on the USA leads to the accidental formation of NATO.
1951 - the world's favourite missile, the Tomahawk, goes on sale in Wal-Mart.
1969 - The band Nazareth (Lead by bassist/singer Jesus of Nazareth) releases their most critically acclaimed album, You Shall Not Spam.
1469- All calenders in the U.S. are set back 500 years
1589 - The first Burning man festival was held, there were no naked renaissance hippie survivors.
1968 - That black guy got shot, and a bunch of u2 songs written about him.
1984 - President Ronald Reagan calls for an international ban on something or other, oh hell I can't remember.
1992 - We all hated That Guy.
1993 - This Guy laughs at Someone.
1998 - the world's heaviest kangaroo, Guzzler, dies in Melbourne aged 4 years.
2001 - the butterfly effect is proved in an ingenious experiment, causing devastating hurricane damage in China.
2002 - Actor Mickey Rooney begins his process of decomposition.
2007 - Lola Bunny and Slappy Squirrel team up to find the stupid liar who reported their deaths.