Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 6

April 6: Arson Wednesday in the Nihilist Church of New Zealand

648 BC - Earliest solar eclipse first recorded by Ancient Greeks quickly followed by large earthquake, suicide, and disease.
1 AD - Baby Jesus flips off a goat, and the judges give him a 9.65.
612 - Arab popstar Mohammed declares he is more popular than Jesus now.
1522 - Mary had a little lamb. Yankee Doodle claims to be father.
1895 - Oscar Wilde was arrested in London for "acts of gross indecency". You can't make this stuff up.
1896 - First modern olympic doping scandal discovered at Athens games.
1900 - 20th Century is first described as "the worst ever".
1999 - Chinese Democracy is released and subsequently pulled off shelves after the US Gov't denies reports of its existence.
1917 - The USA declares war on germs.
1934 - The first perpetual motion machine goes on sale in Pennsyltucky.
1955 - Hell freezes over, Devil skates to work.
1985 - Video gaming is first cited as a precursor to juvenile delinquency.
1992 - Fire reinvented due to poor quality performance.
1998 - Tom Jones Industrial Average closes above 9,000 for the first time.
1999 - Billy Joel begins to amass his mole army beginning his inevitable rise to world domination.