Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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ATTENTION! THIS CARTOON WILL RUN YOU LIFE. DANCING IS FORBIDDEN! And... dance FINGER PUPPETS.
“Just for the record, uhh, that should say 'up for grabs.' Not 'up for crabs.'”
~ Carl on his fricken awesome car
“Number one in the hood, G.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
“It's da Bomb”
~ Boston police squad on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
“Meatwad gets the money, see. Meatwad makes the honeys, G.”
~ Ben Simon on partial correctness
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force (or simply ATHF) is a television series about the fictional tactical strike force of the same name, which is named after their ability to fight in both Air, Terrain, Hell, and Fresh water, designed to fight the forces of evil, corruption, tyranny and overall, society. According to the show, they were last seen in a house in New Jersey. The show is incredibly awesome and loved by all, unless you are a neurotic overreacting retard who thinks that a set of Lite Brites constitutes a WMD.
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[edit] Members
[edit] Frylock
Mac (Frylock) is yet another disguise of Morgan Freeman (we know this because he sounds black). He's the more impulsive, lazy, and unsympathetic of the Aqua Teens. His interests are TV, loafing, sleeping, loafing, and eating, and rumors from TMZ.Com suggest he may possibly enjoy loafing. Plus, he looks like a freaking box of fries. That taste good. Best fries I ever had, at least. Well, there were those one fries I got from the hooker on 49th Street. But, back to Frylock. His life dream is to become a box of curly fries, but this is doubtful. Also, Frylock has a diamond in his back. Seriously, WTF is up with that? I mean, damn, if I had a diamond in my back, I'd sell it. For money. And underneath that diamond is a VCR player, too. That shit's off the hook! Oh and in the movie, Frylock met his gender-bender clone, Frycock. She was a girl. They had gross fry sex during the ending credits. Just like Chuck Norris.
[edit] Master Shake
Lord (OFS) Shakezula Edwuardo III (Master Shake) is the unofficial leader of the Aqua Teens, suggested by his attentiveness, serious, hard-working personality and his overwhelming intelligence and wisdom. His intolerance for Meatwad is seen as a form of tough-love, which leads many to believe that he actually cares about the welfare of Meatwad and in the end, he only acts out of kindness towards Meatwad through the tough, thick-skin barrier that he portrays every day.
But this is what many believe. In reality, he hates his guts. And wishes he was dead!
Shake is by far, the best thing in the world, surpassing all life forms on Earth. Not only is he cool, but he can get the ladies as well. Master Shake did not write this. Seriously I didn't... I mean HE didn't!!
In 2007 Shake released the greatest Album of all time Nude Love topping the charts for fourty-eight years.
On June 6 2008 Master Shake was appointed President of the US seeing as he is the only smart one there.
[edit] Meatwad
Terrance (Meatwad) is really, really stupid. He has the intelligence of a brick, and is a total bully. He can be seen abusing his powers (which consist of being able to transform into the figure of a hotdog and igloo) to exploit and bully others. He's constantly irritable, and has been known to be the least favored of the Aqua Teens with his over-aggressiveness, backed by a level of stupidity only rivaled by that of Dan Quayle. He also seems to enjoy calling Frylock his bitch. A lot. Because he is.
It has been scientifically proven that: Meatwad makes the money, see?; Meatwad gets the honeys, G. He also travels by car, lives like a star, wears a lot of jewelry on his fingers and his toes, and his atrological sign is that of a Tauruswww.adultswim.com/downloads/tools/audio/athf/athfopenedit.mp3. He is also arguably the second most popular character on the show. He is approximately 55 years old.
[edit] Carl
Carl Brutananadilewski (Carl) is the neighbor and good friend of the Aqua Teens. Although the Aqua Teens are constantly bothered by Carl, they occasionally put up with his inane behaviour and unapologetic ways.
Physically, he can be described as an extremely attractive, well-maintained, young American, although he is really a foreigner (he is apparently from Canada). He also loves the band Foreigner...and Ted Nugent...and Boston. He also likes that awful band from Kansas...ironically named Kansas. He also likes the N.Y. Giants, which is oddly appropriate following their complete and udder beat-down of the N.E. Patriots.... according the John Madden "is the greatest choking team in the history of sports...pee-wee or otherwise".
He also has a luxurious swimming pool, which he constantly uses to entice the Aqua Teens over to his crib, which is noted as being extremely clean and well-kept.
[edit] The Mooninites
Charles & Doug (sometimes called as Marcus & Steve (Ignignokt & Err)) are two Lunar aliens who befriended Meatwad only to exploit his stupidity for their own gain. They are extremely advanced with their Borg technology, and refuse to use the primitive 3-D devices of the Earthlings (i.e. the Euroipod).
Their entire way of life is extremely diverse from the rest of the show's characters. For example, the Lunar calendar is so advanced, that weekdays have been phased out by their minds. Other acceptable examples might be that they have nuclear-radiated bills, Quad-glacier weaponry, five thousand dimensions, and a religious deity in the form of an Indian who turns into a wolf. In retrospect, they're extremely advanced. They are, in fact, so highly advanced, that their weekends encompass the entire week, during which they drink mexican beer.
The Mooninites invaded and took over Boston on January 31, 2007 with a rampaging horde of Lite Brites. All of the US's forces were wiped out in the initial invasion by responding too early to the hypnotic Lite Brites. UNATCO was called in but proved vulnerable to the enchanting lights.
The Greater Boston area is now the Dark Side of the Moon, a duchy of the First Moon Empire.
And yes, we realize how ironic it is to have that image of Carl right near the Boston jokes.
[edit] MC Pee Pants
MC Pee Pants (aka Sir Loin and Peanut Brittle and the T-Bag) is a demonspawn shape-shifting platinum hardcore-rapper, most noted for such hits as "I Want Candy", "4 Da Shorteez", and "Come Visit Me Dawg(IN Transylvania)" (which made it to number one in every country except China). He has stated his homeboy as being Satan, and claims to represent the "Deep South" (or more specifically his hometown, Hell). MC Pee Pants killed MC Chris and ate his vocal chords, giving him an amazing voice that proceeds to get him laid eight days a week.
He currently resides on 612 Wharf Avenue, and has stated that his music agenda is on hold, as he has been busy with other plans:
| I want to bore a hole into hell with a blood-sugar powered drill for purposes of unleashing demons who would then operate a diet-pill pyramid scheme. |
He has been connected with the Aqua Teens in numerous times, in which they (the Aqua Teens) formally visit him, occasionally drinking wine and eating cheese, having flamboyant conversations about the versatility of Snoop Dogg's on-stage performances and about their common interest in the quantum harmonic oscillator.
[edit] The Plutonians
Oglethorpe & Emory are two aliens from the planet not-planet, Pluto, who play an insignificant and very minute roll in the show. In fact, none of the show's plot would be disturbed if these two characters were removed, except for Space Cataz, which was solely successful on the talent and craftsmanship of the Mooninites.
Oglethorpe is German.
We would talk about them more, but they've had a combined screen time of 10 seconds each, making them pretty much impertinent to the entire show. In fact, this entire paragraph about them shouldn't even be written.
[edit] Special Guest Appearances
- Danzig made a special guest appearance in which he and the Aqua Teens all played Twister together. Just kidding. They played Scrabble.
- Zakk Wylde made a special guest appearance in which he helped raise money for a local fundraiser by running a Lemonade stand with Meatwad. He eventually shoots Meatwad because he hates Stargate SG-1.
- Ted Nugent also made a special guest appearance, portraying himself. His wore a loin cloth and shot burning arrows at people after exploiting the "face of Jesus" which many claimed to see in a local billboard advertisement. Fortunately, this is what really happened in the show {Episode 46: Gee Whiz}. It was awesome, buy the DVD. [1]
- Bart Oates, the 5-time NFL Pro-Bowler has made a guest appearance also as himself. He haunted Carl for selling Giants (mistakenly spelled Gnats, by the stupid immigrant workers that made them) T-shirts and taking away from the profits of NFL superstars like himself.
- Willie Nelson is the long time resident of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force's attic. He only comes down every decade or so when he runs out of juice, which looks like blood, when in reality it is really...well, blood. Anyways, he looks like an onion with a lot of legs like a spider and he ate Carl's arms once. It is uncertain how something that "looks like an onion with a lot of legs like a spider" could become an international country/folk recording star, let alone smoke more weed than all of western civilization combined, and get away with it, but, hey, you'd do it too, if you could.
[edit] Theory Regarding Their Appearance
Many theorize that the Aqua Teens are food items due to an incident many years ago involving a gamma ray gun. This theory is based on absolutely nothing.
"The ray-gun was designed by a fast food company whose name is unknown. This ray-gun was designed for the event that when anyone stands in its way, they are transformed into a food item. This was done for an unknown purpose, but most likely for advertising. The ray-gun was abandoned after the fast food company went bankrupt. The ray-gun was reactivated by accident when Shake touched it, resulting in the ray being fired at Frylock, which resulted in the ray-gun being accidentally aimed at Shake.
"Then Meatwad got near the ray-gun thinking it was candy, bubble gum and taffy, therefore exposing their bodies to gamma radiation. It was then at the dawn of night that they changed into the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but only for a short time for when the dawn of day appears they change back to normal. Over time, the radiation got more severe, and it had gotten to the point that the transformation was permanent; they couldn't change back. Only the antidote could change them back. So far it doesn't exist.
[edit] See Also
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