Saudi Arabia
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| Motto: "ULULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |||||
| Anthem: Beverly Hillbillies theme song | |||||
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| Capital | Washington | ||||
| Largest city | New Riyadhs, DC | ||||
| Official languages | Quranic Arabic | ||||
| Government | Islamic Empire | ||||
| -President | Shiekh Olmert Alafghani | ||||
| -Crime Minister | Osama bin Ladin | ||||
| National Hero(es) | {{{national_heros}}} | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | You mean creation? 1932 | ||||
| Currency | Oil, Women, Quran | ||||
| Religion | Wahabbism, Islam | ||||
| Major exports | Oil, Drunk Students, Rich Expatriates, Quran | ||||
| Major imports | Western bullshit, Slaves, everything else | ||||
“I don't know what this Saudi Arabia is but if it's in the Middle East, bomb it.”
“They hate porn!!”
~ That guy on porn
Saudi Arabia (Arabic: المملكة العربية السعودية البترولية , English: The Land of Israeli Fuckers, Binary: 00100.Hebrew: H0LY 5H1T. l33tspeak:as-s3oodyyah) Is the only democratic state in the Middle East, which is run by a bunch of Infidel-lovers. It is also the only true capitalist state in the world.
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[edit] Economy
Saudi Arabia is the main exporter of oil in the entire world, despite having no known natural resources. That's why every creature on this miserable planet fears a Saudi, because the paranoid Saudi can stop exporting oil over the slightest slight.
Also, the Saudis are known for their large anti-porn industry. In fact, the Americans are in fear of the Saudi anti-porn to such an extent that they miserably accept Saudia Arabia as a "Non Fag country". Many people reading this might be confused by the fact that Saudia Arabia has secret double agents in America ready to sabotage pornography in America. That's why you see that the US and Saudia Arabia are on good terms with each other.
[edit] History
The 17th century rule of the Ottoman Empire contained portents of Saudi Arabia. At the time, the Arabian peninsula is filled with powerful genies and evil viziers who commanded armies of the undead, numbering in billions. In 1800, The son of Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) and a holy Bene Gesserit woman was taught by his teacher to rectify the Arabs from their evil muslim ways. Using his military genius, the Al-Saud prince (hence Saudi Arabia) conquered the entire Arabian peninsula well within three days, armed with only one cooking knife and aided by a mere force of two slaves. However, he received numerous help from the might Shai-Hulud.
He accomplished this with five hours to spare (already excluding time spent on all five daily prayers, organizing a charitable foundation, a complete recitation of the Quran, and managing his overseas investment portfolio). Being a diligent and industrious person, prince Al-Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) made the best of this spare time by reading every single book written by Adam Smith. He finished reading, translating, and annotating the entire Adam Smith anthology in two hours. Being human, he eventually succumbed to temptation and went to sleep.
During the World Wars, the new king Al-Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) decided to remain neutral. "After all," as he is known to have said, "it's just a war between infidel nations." However, he was almost tempted to join the Star Wars. After the wars, the prince spent the Arabian national resources to drill for oils (following Adam Smith's suggestions) and renovating the holy cities, Mecca and Medina. King Al-Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) eventually realized that both Mecca and Medina will always stink as long as these cities contain infidels, whose breath stink of pig meat and cheap alcohol. Hence, he evicted all non-muslims (who hadn't been paying rent in decades anyway) and declared the holy cities "infidel-free." Until this day, any non-muslim who dare to enter the cities will be easily identified by his or her pig breath and stoned to death.
King Al-Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) passed away in 1500 AD after attempting to consume the Water of Life, and since then Saudi Arabia has been managed by his sons. The young princes humbly admit that they might not be as talented as their great father, but are noted to be "not that bad" and "good enough." Political analysts have also evaluated their management as "just about ok" and "not too bad." All princes of Al-Saud (hence Saudi Arabia) are jolly, plump, and friendly people who like to laugh and host delicious feasts.
[edit] Gender & Sex
Women in Saudi Arabia have the unusual power to make men do what ever women want. They have the power of voodoo in their eyes; just one look can turn a man into a permanent love slave. Thus, women in Saudi Arabia keep their terrifying voodoo eyes veiled at all times lest their power overwhelm the poor helpless men. Women here make men do all of the most menial and boring tasks such as driving, standing in line at government offices, working, traveling outside the Kingdom, and playing sports.
[edit] Female Saudi Police
Because the Saudi Police force is not allowed to arrest, question, or even look at Saudi women, the King (God save him) has surprisingly issued the creation of the Female Saudi Police force to deal with the increasing female delinquents (who get away with everything). Religious clergies were appalled and extremely angered at this, and have expressed their concern through hollering and wailing at public markets and Friday prayers to "lock them (women) up in their homes", as well as through cassette tape propaganda. Of course, this proved useless as the order came from the King (God save him) himself, who wishes (along with half the population) that the religious freaks would just shut up. Unlike the kind-hearted male police force, their female counterparts are far more strict and rigid, and will not hesitate to point at and shoot any man who dares defy the law or stare at them for too long.
[edit] Gay Marriage
"Nope, no fags in this country!" Statement declared by both the American Government and the European Union because Saudia Arabia threatened them to try to stop and sabotage Porn if they didn't, Westerns couldn't resist no porn for days so they had to accept..
[edit] Sultans
- Sultan XXXI (1925)
- Sultan XXXII (1925 - 1957)
- The Sultan Of Swing (1957-1967)
- Gaylord Facker (1967-1982)
- The Lord of the Blings (1982-2005)
- Colonel Sanders, XXL (2005-present)
[edit] Saudi Establishments
- API: Anti Porn Industry.
- IASA: Israeli Anal Sex Association.
- FAI: Fucking Association of Israeli
- SDO: Saudi Drifting Organizations.
- IFC: Israel Fuckers Confederation.
- IAO Israeli Assassination Organization.
[edit] Saudi Drifting
Osama bin Laden created this sport in his teenage years, it is know that it is Osama bin laden favorite sport and he loves it more than America. Saudis are very well know for their drifting and driving speeding cars out of control as they were taught by Osama. They are currently trying to make an Organization of car drifting since they couldn't succeed with Anti porn campaign. They drive RWD cars with speed almost up to 200 mph and spin with complete control and end up crashing and blowing up. Saudis are also known for teasing the police which ends them in jail just like what Osama did back in the days, too bad they always get off by their rich parents who pays the bail, even Osama did.
[edit] See also
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Western Asia: Afghanistan | Armenia | Azerbaijan | Bahrain | Persia | Terrorism | The Holy Land | Far East | Iraq's Hide-out | Oman | Pakistan | Palestinian Territories | Qatar | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | United Arab Emirates | Yemen East Asia: China (PRC) | Central Korea | Hong Kong Phooey | Japan | Macau | Kimland | South Korea | Taiwan (ROC) | Wal-Mart's Republic of China | Republic of Taiwan Southeast Asia: Brown Eye | Cambodia | East Timor | Indonesia | Laos | Malaysia | Myanmar | Philippines | Singapore | Thailand | Vietnam South Asia: Bangladesh | Bhutan | India | Kashmir | Maldives | Nepal | The Wanker | Tibet Central Asia: The Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan | Kyrgyzstan | Mongolia | Tajikistan | Turkmenistan | Uzbekistan | other Stan countries Euroasia: Cyprus | Georgia | Japan-France | Russia | Turkey | The Filipino Empire Phoenician Asia: Lebanon | 
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