Architects
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Architects are people who discover buildings under the ground so we can have somewhere to live. Not to be confused with Agriculturalists who grow buildings from seed.
They are the most sentimental and touchy people alive and can get away with anything citing philosophy and other crap.
[edit] Famous Architects
'Jessica Rules' Famous architects include
- Dr Indiana Jones: Who built a temple of doom, a last crusade and lost an ark
- John Milton Keynes: Who dug up an old new town in the middle of Britain. He also dug up some cows and invented Keynesian economics which says that since money does not grow on trees, it must follow that it can be found under the ground. He spent much of the rest of his career digging up banks.
- Sir Christopher Wren: Actually a bird who, when tugging too hard on a worm discovered the spire of St Paul's Cathedral. This bird went on to discover a whole load of other churches in London, and was well known for crapping on the other famous architect Nicholas Hawksmoor shoulder.
- I. M. Pei: With a short name filled with vowels, Pei developed a devoted following among editors of crossword puzzles.
- Nicholas Hawksmoor: Satanist and man with bird crap on his shoulder.
- Kevin Bacon: In Tremors.
- Billy The Kid was an architect but he did not like to talk about. Therefore we don't really know that he was an architect.
Architects is the plural of Architect.
If planners were 'matter' then architects would be 'anti-matter'. Except planners are anti-matter. They are mostly anti everything. Unless it is pretty, old fashioned and small and just how they would have done it if they had stuck at architecture school. To avoid explosions of middle class violence we must keep these two groups apart. This is why we have planning consultants.
Architects are monkeys that eat bananas 24/7.
