Arctic War (video game)
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[edit] The Beginning
*Booting up Arctic/Server*
*Game starting in 10 seconds*
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*CommieLand has entered the game*
CommieLand: in soviet russia, game joins you!
CommieLand: fuck, where is everybody???
CommieLand:...oh well
*CommieLand has captured water between city of Murmansk to North Pole*
*CanaDuh has entered the game*
CanaDuh: ummm, what do you think your doing commie?
CommieLand: I'm claiming territory in the name of russia!
CanaDuh: the arctic is neutral territory you fukin noob, don't take anymore
CommieLand: fuck off, i'll take what ever i want in the name of soviet russia!
CanaDuh: fine, if thats how the game is gonna be played...
*CanaDuh has captured the North West Passage*
CommieLand: fine, do what ever the hell you want, i don't give a crap.
*FreedomLand has entered the game*
*PatryBoi has entered the game*
*WegianCheese has entered the game*
CommieLand: whats with all the newbies?
FreedomLand: shut the fuck up, I'm not a newbie. I've been playing longer then you ass hole.
CommieLand: not long enough to think of a good name and you need to steal mine.
FreedomLand: i didn't steal your name, you stole my name! Your pretty good at stealing stuff, remember?
CommieLand: lol, are you still pissed I stole your precious nukes? haha.
CanaDuh: what are you doing here FreedomLand?
FreedomLand: um, lolz, I respect you 'right to claim the arctic region', and I 'wish to help you'.
CommieLand: lmao, you mean you want oil.
FreedomLand: fuck off, no I don't.
CommieLand: You fuck off
FreedomLand: you fuck off more
CommieLand: You fuck off the most
FreedomLand: you fuck off forever
PastryBoi: shit, SHUT UP!
CanaDuh: seriously...
CommieLand: shut up, your just Freedom's bitch Canada
CanaDuh: no I'm not, get the hell out of here or Ill pwn your ass
FreedomLand: lol, yeah, you tell him. Just give the North West Passage back to neutral stance CanaDuh and we'll help joo from this noob.
CanaDuh: no way Freedom, i needz this territory to protect my borders from terrorists
FreedomLand: when the hell have you ever disobeyed me? Stop bitching and make it neutral before I go all international on your ass
CommieLand: lolz, Freedom is pmsing
FreedomLand: no one asked you, noob!
*Admin has entered the game*
*Coffee has entered the game*
CanaDuh: the north west passage is mine
Admin: is it within 200 nautical miles within ur land?
CanaDuh: yeah
Admin: then the waters yours.
FreedomLand: wtf thats not fair, i want it
CanaDuh: i thought you said you wanted it to be neutral
FreedomLand:.....
*FreedomLand has left the game*
PastryBoi: lolz, busted.
[edit] You mean it ISN'T just penguins and eskimos?
*CommieLand has launched sea expedition. Gained 5o experience and 15+ intelligent*
CommieLand: ha, look at dis. i checked the server and apparently the Lomonosov Ridge attaches my country to the north pole! i hear by claim the north pole in the name of soviet russia! praise communism!
PastryBoi: ummm, dats not fair. That ridge also connects my territory to the North pole so shouldn't I get some to?
CommieLand: lmao, no one gives a fuck about you pastry, get the hell out or ill invade your ass
PastryBoi: omg, your so mean, i just started playing give me a break
CommieLand: ummmm how about no?
Admin: stop being abusive Russia or Ill kick you out of the server
CommieLand: I'm russian! All I know is being abusive! See, look!
*CommieLand has struck PastryBoi, 5 damage*
PastryBoi: owww, please don't I only have 23 health points.
CommieLand: haha, loser.
Admin: I said STOP russia! Last warning!
CommieLand: wat ever, i just wanted him to know i could crush him with one simple attack. pathetic.
PastryBoi: ow, my pride.
*CommieLands expedition collects oil and diamonds!*
CommieLand: wow, wat the hell?
PastryBoi: omg, stop taking stuff from the arctic you dont own it!
CommieLand: SHUT UP! I just discovered a jack pot!
*FreedomLand has entered the game*
FreedomLand: is that precious, tasty oil?
CommieLand: id thought you'd come running at the mention of oil. yup, and its all miiiiiine!
FreedomLand: give me some!
PastryBoi: dont forget me, please?
*Aussie has entered the game*
Aussie: stop stealing my credit freedom!
FreedomLand: wtf, stop stalking my homo. ur still pissed about ww2 and how i did all the shit you were suppose to?
Aussie: FUCK YOU, MATE!
CommieLand: lol
*Aussie has been kicked by Admin*
*CanaDuh is no longer idle*
*WegianCheese is no longer idle*
CommieLand: damn it, you ass holes! it's mine! back off, kay?
CanaDuh: it's not yours, it's mine!
WegianCheese: actually if you pull up your toolbar and look at the map Russia does have some claim
CanaDuh: shut up your not helping
PastryBoi: omgz, u guys, please can i have some? ineed to level up...
FreedomLand: you all suck it's mine.
CommieLand: moron you aren't even close to the arctic, even with alaska.
CanaDuh: yea and you ahven't even downloaded the Laws of the Sea expansion pack yet, lmao, so you cant claim anything.
FreedomLand: I W1LL H4XSORS DIS GAM DEN!1!!?!
Admin: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
Coffee: yeah, c'mon guys. lets settle this peacefully.
*FreedomLand tranfers funds to Coffee*
Coffee: CanaDuh, give the North west passage to Freedom.
