Area C4M3R00N

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Top Secret
No Tresspassing
Keep Out

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "We don't Exist"
Anthem: "Top Secret"
Capital	UFO Warehouse
Largest city	Clone Laboratory
Official languages	Top Secret Alien (various languages) Klingon Strange disappearances Deception
Government	Top secret
-Agent	Agent Cobra Omega Denzel Washington
National Hero(es)	Alf, Barack Obama, Keep out signs, Roswell aliens, UFOs, Time travel, Mind control, The X-Files
Declaration of Independence	No Fucking Way
Currency	lies and secrets
Religion	Catholic (thats how weird it is)
Population	Alot of aliens and test subjects

Welcome Agent Jones. As you have bothered to find this page we are supposing that you are Agent Jones if you are not... GO AWAY

If you meant Cameroon then you are living a lie. Cameroon is just a lie created by the US government as a cover story for its activities in Area C4M3R00N. Area C4M3R00N is a top secret US military base located somewhere in Africa (the location is even unknown to us). The only 3 who know its location are dead, in another dimension or both. Area C4M3R00N's primary function is for the production of clones of Denzel Washington, Samuel "Mudda Fucka" L. Jackson and Barack Obama to create a super army to protect America from the "mother fucking" terrorists. Area C4M3R00N is currently the sight where Cheetos tests new flavours to see if they are deadly, toxic, explosive, communist or hallucinogenic.

[edit] History

Area C4M3R00N was founded in 1934 by President Hoover as a secret place where he could "get busy" with his 37 African wives in peace. Area C4M3R00N soon became much more strategically important when an alien space craft landed on the roof of the presidential bedroom in 1952. The presidential bedroom soon became the "Alien Hotel and Casino, with heated spas" where all alien suspects found in Africa are stored (unfortunately only 3 aliens live there now mainly due to an outbreak of AIDS in 1984 and the construction of a super highway over Brazil).

[edit] Weapons Testing

Opponents of Area C4M3R00N

One of the clones from Area C4M3R00N helping protect America

A clone from Area C4M3R00N that took Ultra Mega Steroids. Drugs are REALLY REALLY REALLY bad, kids.

It has also been the sight for the testing of many new weapons, such as these pure evil ones:

• Legorizer (a gun that turned things into lego)
• Cheeto Cannon
• Salt and Vinegar Cheetos
• Super AIDS
• Liquid Cheetos
• Atomic Bong (for killing those dang hippies)
• Y2K
• Anime (Some say it comes from Japan... they lie)
• Gay bomb
• 7-11 Slurpees
• Ultra Mega Steroids
• Yo Momma No, tested in Area 51 idiot.
• Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops

[edit] Mind Control Tests

From 1961 to 1989 its primary function was as a brainwashing centre on the local population, unfortunately all the subjects turned insane and escaped. Some famous subjects are:

• Robert Mugabe
• Snoop Dog
• Tupac (captured)
• Eddie Murphy (why do you think he did Norbit)
• Condalliza Rice
• Bubbles the Chimp
• Micheal Jackson (he was also the subject of a failed clone attempt)
• Gary Coleman
• Cheeto's Cheetah

[edit] De-Brief

Forget everything you have seen here, Area C4M3R00N does not exist, this page does not exist, you do not exist. Your computer has been infected with a virus and will self destruct in 10 seconds, destroying all your filthy porn you jack off to. Thank you for your time.

This page has been brought to you by The CIA and Cheetos - "Just like crack except cheesy".

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• Area 51
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• Africa
• Clone
• Samuel L. Jackson