Ariadne
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Ariadne is an alchemy teacher of the globally known Educational Internation Center. She has famous thoughts that make her a grace and beauty of the World.
[edit] Born
Ariadne Malta was born on the island of Brazil near Middle Earth, on the top of Aconcagua mount, with her left leg on sun's direction, like an ancient profecy on the mystic land of Esplanada dos Ministérios(acording to people imagination). It was on year 1324 on Neo-babylonian empire era.
[edit] Career
Ariadne started her study life with wise elderly wizards of the Santuário's square. She went on age of 123π years old to Itauna's Sorcery University. It was a fantastic experience. There she went in contact with Magnus Factum, known as "O Aluno". She never forgot that. Ariadne started to create magical stones with collateral effects, which by the way do not work. After that, when she concluded her studies, she went on to work in a railway company as a chemist, during the first end of her life. She made a lot of fantastic things, presumably through her spirituous magmatic sense. Scholars say that it was a period in her life called Magistropia. At that time she was extremely old-fashioned, with the wise claiming that she was really "barango".
[edit] Second Life
On her second life she went to an asylum called "Integral" where she met the strange guru called Yannis Merzephulus, the Sincere. That was on the year 10010110100110. On that same year she started to teach her pupils the hermetic science of alchemy and the sense for good fashion. She always wears flowery blouses with Naique Tennis. That because she inspired her mode in Yannistical Thoughts. She is still living in the war fields in a pre-homerical house called Ostiulo.
