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Arni Sturluson comes from Reykjavik in Iceland and is a wizard. In his recent shows he has been seen doing stunts like having his arm strapped to a penguin and polar bears and cutting his arm free. He is the nations favorite after Björk

[edit] Early Life

He was born on the 14th of August 1972 and started doing magic trick on an early age. His father, Tumi Guttormsson and his mother, Guðríður Ólafsdóttir both worked in a shrimp company which caused his love on shrimps, he has been known since then as "Arni 'shrimp' Sturluson. At the age of 12 he started school but the teachers hated him for all the magic tricks he pulled down his sleeve. His magic tricks stunned them so he didn't learn anything. At the age of 16 he got out of school and was rather dumb because he didn't learn a thing in school so he didn't bother to learn anything. He started to show magic shows and raised a lot of money in order to buy Game Boy which was the nations number 1 toy that year, and after 9 shows he finally got it but because of his bad grade in math he didn't afford any games on the Game Boy so he started showing more and more shows until he was the number one magician in Iceland

[edit] Career

In 1992 Arni went pro. He was showing Magic tricks almost weekly and everyone adored him. The Danish even came to Iceland to watch his shows. They were fascinated with him and gave him Legoland which he sold due of no popularity. People all over the world came to see his shows but In the show on April 4th something terrible happened, when he was having a fight against a penguin he got a huge cut on his hand and was unable to do magic tricks and stunts for 2 whole years. He started drinking heavily and the alcoholism took over. When his arm recovered he still had the urge to drink and his shows failed. People stopped coming to his shows and Arni went from rich too poor. He lost his mansion and had to live in a normal house like ordinary people, but he knew he was better than them so he went to AA Meetings and stopped drinking. His shows became popular again and his arise was all over the media. He gave 16 interviews on just 3 days and his popularity was as big as ever.

[edit] Magic and Stunts

His magic and stunts was the biggest part of his popularity and here are a few of his magic tricks and stunts mentioned:

• Stunts
  • Penguin Wrestle.
  • Polar bear rodeo.
  • Swimming from Iceland to Norway.
  • Jumping out of a flaming car.
  • Walking nude in a kindergarten.
  • And much more.
• Magic
  • Pulling a penguin out of a hat.
  • Making Akureyri disappear and reappear.
  • Creating the Icelandic "Non-Huffable Kitten".
  • Killing a polar bear with his deadly look.
  • Polar bear huffing
  • And much more

[edit] The Country's Mistery

On Christmas Day, 2000, Arni disappeared without a trace, Icelanders have been trying to find him but resources have told the media that he has left the country. People wonder where he has gone, some people think that he bought Legoland and has an underground lair there, others believe that he went to Hollywood to start his acting career but no one knows for sure. This is the country's mistery!