Arrogance
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arrogant, adjective
- overbearingly proud
- United States of America
You have reached the best page that Uncyclopedia has ever seen. This page will go down in history as the most amazing page every created. It's literally impossible to create a page even half as good as this one. Created in 2006, this page holds the world record for being unbelievable. People who don't think this is the best page ever probably watch Barney and have fewer brain cells than a dead earthworm. Nothing can beat the style of this page.
This page is also bigger than yours and it is naturally like this (there has been no surgery at all!). It has won many awards and despite the rumours it has nothing to do with the pages about narcissism, vanity or anything else that the other Morlocks out there might mistake it with.
[edit] Why this page rocks
- Everyone loves it
- It's the best-designed page out there
- Nobody else can make such an amazing page
- Nobody else has made such an amazing page
- You suck
- This page rules
- Do you really need any more reasons?
- I have more important things to do than explain this page's quality to ignorant minds like yours!
- The creator is American ! (GOD BLESS AMERICA... with some brain 'cos they really need it)
[edit] Who made it
Everyone already knows the amazing person who made this page. He's the greatest person in the known, and unknown, universe. He is an American!
For more information, find it yourself; you're not worth helping. He just doesn't have the time to help you. He is so busy trying to educate the rest of the world on how other entries are supposed to be made so that they can even come close to being as good of this one. He also has better things to do with his time; such as driving his latest model car which was custom-made for him by Bentley so it's the only one like it in the world, along with everything else he owns. This page is also the only one like it and you should feel honoured to be reading it!
You see, he is just such a kind and giving person that he can't help but be this gracious. That's why he's only surrounded by the best looking women, like Miss Universe and Miss World. People are just naturally drawn to his splendor and those that aren't, well... enough said. Did we mention that he's in line to win a Nobel Peace Prize? He was nominated for it by Mahatma Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and George W. Bush who also happen to be some of the worlds greatest peace-makers and personal friends of the person who wrote this page. Don't you wish you had friends like these? Well, just stick with this page and you might be thrown some scraps.
