Arsewank

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Arsewank is a Scottish town near Fuck All. It's rumored to be near a small part of land owned by an American alcoholic, but no one has managed to find it 'cause they's all his beyotches. We do however know that it is nowhere near Clackmannan. Arsewank got its name from the British. Some Brits called its citizens arseholes (because limeys are weird and prefer to pronounce the word correctly as arse instead of ass), and others called them wankers. They combined both names to become Arsewank. The citizens are known as wankers.

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There really isn't much going on here besides the usual sheep shagging (also a favourite pastime of the Welsh) and drunkenness. Those slutty fuckin' sheep were asking for it. With their soft fluffy wool, and their lingerie.......