Article history

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The history of this article began with man's desire to know the article's history. The article of which the history was questioned is of little consequence, as it's history was the only unknown factor. Many scholars, or perhaps not so many, spent a great deal of time, or perhaps not so much time, researching in a most scholarly fashion, the history of aforementioned inconsequential article. However, since nobody can remember the article in question due to it's perceived inconsequentiality, a precise history could not be developed. Therefore, In it's stead, theories (otherwise known as guesses) were developed.

[edit] Theories

The first theory developed to explain the article's history is referred to as "Intelligent Design". This theory states that perhaps some Great Cosmic Muffin-man created the article with a purpose. This is widely regarded as the most credible of theories.

The second theory states that it wasn't some nebulous, blueberry-stuffed entity that created the article, but a rather a random explosion of gasses and energies that propelled the article into existence, where it proceed to grow and mutate on it's own until it arrived to the point where Man deigned to notice it. Although this theory was generally considered laughable, it spawned the somewhat more credible third theory.

The third theory states that a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters created the article, much like they did the Shakespherian works. The monkeys have denied any involvement in this, however, so it remains little more than an interesting fringe theory.

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