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“Asia? The first two letters almost spell ass and you want me to say something positive? Okay... Chuck Norris was in an Asian movie.”

~ Americans on on being positive about Asia

“Talk about a small population and little industrial growth”

~ George W. Bush on on the subject of Asia

“It was the Heat of the moment...heat of the moment...heat of the moment...”

~ Asia on Asia

Asia or East America is the biggest continent in the world. Be careful if you travel there. The women are ladyboyAsian ladyboys. The food has Asian bird flu. The 3rd worlders, as they prefer to be called, want to rob your American money.

[edit] History of Asia

Asia became large by taking land from lesser continents.

Most scientists believe Asia was formed by the lego theory.

According to earlier scientists, there were many, many continents who were all given equal pieces of land. Although originally the same size as everybody else, Asia ate all his friend continents and his family, growing really big in the process. Scientifically speaking, when he reached puberty, he grew a giant erect dick which is incorrectly labeled a separate continent called Europe. He maintained his massive erection by his proximity to the curvacious America. The small waistline of Panama, the bossom of North America and the ass of South America kept Asia's dick hard, allowing the Europeans to settle on it. "This makes the Europeans all gay - not." Statement from Borat's world tour.

Asians Chin-XU'S settled on Asia chest (China), legs (India) and penis (Malaysia). This makes the Asians all gay. They established the first and proudest Asian town in Euthanasia. All the Asian women fled to Europe to get with white men, allowing the Asian men to masturbate alone and stroke their wangs. Their obsession with auto-fellatio, auto-masturbation and automobile parts made them become one with their wangs. These same scientists later rejected the continental eating theory and developed the more mundane theory of the formation process of the continents called the Lego Theory.

The newest Theory of the scientist that Australians believe to be true is that in the end of time, god will demand the new massia to gather an army and declar war on the future 30 billion Asians in the world. The australians have long awaited for this since Australia has suffered the most,from the Asian Invasion. No monkeys will be hurt if the australians attack, as they will be using boomerangs.

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Europe is actually Asia's penis
together they form Caucasia

Countries and territories of Asia