Asperger Syndrome/lite
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Asperger Syndrome is a very rare condition that makes people more stronger,smarter and basically sexier than an ordinary person for example they are known to have larger penises and thefore get laid sooner ehan non aspergers.Non aspergers are considered to be mentally retarded and may need help from people with aspergers.Every on of human kinds successes have been made by an asperger, shakespeare was an asperger all beethoven symphonies were written by an asperger and aspergers also faked the moon landing.(george bush doesn't have aspergers , just saying) so normal people must respect their aspergers superiors if there are no seats at the front of the bus for an asperger then a non asperger must give up his/her seat and sit on the back of the bus. aspergers are in fact the next human evolutionary step and thus aspergers will become the next in line to inherit the planet (if the non-aspergers destroyed the planet, the aspergers will simply use they're awesomeness to travel too....well wherever they want to go since they are so awesome they can do that)
aspergers are related to other evolved human beings like people with ADD and ADHD
[edit] Origin
Asperger [is] (not to be confused with asparagus burger) gave immediate cause for suspicion by coming too soon on the heels of Autism, which had just paved the way for acceptance of different behavior in a [like] way that even [demonstrated by] your mom and Robin Williams never could.
