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The Assyrians: A race that once controlled the known world, they invented nearlly everything.

[edit] Early History

They went around owning all noobs left right and centre. This pissed off the Medes which claim the Assyrians were "HAXING"

[edit] Modern Day Assyria

1. Assyria

[edit] Little Assyria (Fairfield) 1950-Present

After the fall of the final Assyrian empire, Assyrians had no country but this all changed during the late 1950's when thousands of Assyrians migrated to Australia. they decided to make there home base in Fairfield City, Sydney, there current population stands at 30,000 with 18,000 employed to there army.

The President of Little Assyria is Ninos Tlasha. He founded little Assyrian in the late 1950s.

[edit] Military

There army has 2 factions known as The Last Hour (simplied as dlsthr) and Assyrian Kings, these 2 army factions are popular among the community for there heroic criminal activity.^[1] The Assyrians are always recuriting for their military, Assyrians are very heoroic when it comes to protecing their nation, Assyrian soldiers have been rumoured to be come out on top even when they are outnumberd 5 to one. The Assyrian army uses such weapons as the M-16,Mac-10 and 9mms; These are common weapons located within The Last Hour's barracks.

The Royal military for the Assyrian empire known as the 'Assyrian kings' house weapons that are highly classified and havent been identified or released to the public.

[edit] Revolts

Recently a oposing faction tryed to take over little Assyria these were known latinos, after many attempts the little Assyria army came out on top with 0 casualities and 10 hospitalised enemy's. It is estimated that within 20 years lil Assyria will have grown to a population of 150,000 there are already plans to take over new south wales thus expanding the new assyrian empire thus known as Little Assyria (Fairfield).

Assyrians have been described as "Hercules-like" warriors by some of the opposing latino who were POW. The assyrians sweapt quickly on the enemy who was trying to invade Little Assyria's territory, swiftly taking care of the problem and reducing the opposing latinos to a minimal threat.

[edit] Income

Most of Little Assyria's population rely on Centrelink for their annually income. A majority of them work cash money so they can still receive centrelin payments , this is also known rorting the system as those who work are not suppose to receive centrelin payments.

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