Attack of the Show

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Attack of the cock is a spinoff of the hit Japanese show 'Attack of the Chowd'. It airs on the G4 Television Network (stands for 'Gee, Fourteen Hours of Star Trek Every Day'). It's about something, everything and nothing all at the same time, but it's dedicated to the FIFA World Cup, the extinct Mexican Whooping Llamas and Britney Spear's vagina. Attack of the Show airs regularly on weekdays from 11:47 p.m. to 12:98 a.m.

[edit] History

[edit] Prelude

James Brown first pitched the idea of Attack of the Show to Hurricane Hugo in Junember of 1769. He sat down with the hurricane and said, "I wanna make a show, ladies and gentlemen, all about Crisco, oww. Oh, that wonderful stuff. You know, I just love me some Crisco, aoooww! Yeah, baby, I take a big handful of them Crisco and rub it all on my nipples, yeah! Oh, baby. I feel good! Get up offa that thing and fondle me with a handful of Crisco, man! That's how papa likes it...oh yeah." He continued moaning for a couple of hours until finally passing out and dying from a Crisco related brain aneurysm. You can get a cereal box signed by sarah keven and brendon here http://cgi.ebay.com/Attack-of-the-Show-Cerealbox-signed_W0QQitemZ250085762859QQihZ015QQcategoryZ14433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem very funny.

[edit] Pre-Production

James Brown memorial statue in Washington, DC.

Attack of the Show was still in the pre-production stages, and in big trouble. With James Brown dead, there was no one to come up with ideas and produce it. Hurricane Hugo contacted his most trustworthy associates, Hitler and his illegitimate son, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. They wanted to branch out the show to a more mainstream audience, since they knew Crisco only appealed to R&B singers, soulless 'Lost' writers, Walt Disney and the cast of Hogan's Heroes. The two dogs decided on the name 'Bi!g buttasSS$ porn suPeR FUN! CLikcK hERRE!' Triumph feared a lawsuit by many Japanese websites, and so the name was thus changed back to Attack of the Show.

Meanwhile, Hurricane Hugo and Courtney Love stormed the beaches of Normandy with the C Company on the 32nd of December, 2035. Courtney Love was shot by a Nazi wielding the shotgun that killed Kurt Cobain. She then turned into a black bat and flew away to Hitler's castle in Germany where they made sweet, sweet love. Hitler died a tragic death that would then later burden Triumph, leading to his suicide.

Hurricane Hugo was filmed running up the beach by Steven Spielberg, who later produced many G4 shows like, 'Star Trek', 'More Star Trek', 'Even More Star Trek' and 'I Can't Believe You're Still Watching Star Trek. Why Don't You Go Have Sex With a Woman Instead of Sitting on Your Couch For Ten Hours?' While in a foxhole on the beach, Hugo met a very talkative and quite bland kangaroo/fish named Kevin Peruja-Mcragoogina-frerayrory, who told him about his hosting skills and techniques. Hugo decided to make Kevin a host on AOTS upon hearing of his exploits on that one gaming tournament show.

Back in the states, Triumph had found three more hosts: The Black Rose- an emotionless ninja serial killer who leaves a black rose in a victim's mouth. Then he defecates on them. Milli from 'Milli Vanilli'- an emotionless German serial killer from the famous morris dancing group Milli Vanilli. He leaves a coupon for their second album, "xLipsynKx" deep inside his victim's rectum. Mother Theresa- presumed to be the incarnation of Hannibal Lecter.

[edit] Cancellation

AOTS' possible cancelation was only a rumor. In no way shape or form was it really even thought about. Due to the fact that it never really existed. Only in the minds of gamers did the idea of a show of such nature even exist. It is all to true that any form of fun educational mediums about games/tech/ not boring stuff is simply classified by the government as "NOT USEABLE IN LIFE". Thus we are forced to imagine entertainment. It is only the puppet of the government (Chuck Norris)(However Chuck Norris would say he is the government) that prevents us from ever realizing good entertainment. The government wishes us to watch reality TV believeing that making scripted situations seem real is better then learning anything of value. Such as how to program our VCR's....Which are no longer used so now we must learn to program other things. In a sense the government is in total control....Like in the MATRIX we are spoon fed reality which makes it not reality. So the moral of this fake cancelation is "Take the blue pill". Otherwise when Chuck Norris comes knocking on your door, you really will....Sorry I have to answer the door.

[edit] Re-birth

Olivia Munn was hired as a new host, in hopes of bringing the show back. It failed, but she did lead the program's LOS (Level Of Sluttiness) to rise 89% in her first three seconds of employment.

In recent news Attack of the Cock has declared war on 4chan by flooding it with NewFags, Anon has responded with massive decreases of fapping to all chicks on the show, minus Kevin, he's just too damn sexy.