Audio Day Dream
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Audio Day Dream is what happened when Blake Lewis decided to make an album after failing in American Idol. The result was 16 songs and a lot of nobody caring.
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[edit] Overview
ADD is an electro-pop-soul-funk-rock-jazz-???-profit album aimed mainly at people who can't speak English so they can't understand the crappy lyrics. The first single was SEIZURE SONG, which has so much energy that, if harnessed, could juggle tractors for a few hours. Or give people permanent brain damage.
[edit] Songs
1. Silence is Golden...(Intro)
2. SEIZURE SONG
3. Copypasta of "Puttin' on the Ritz"
4. Lupin Grabs Mic!
5. Hao menee wurdz
6. France
7. A song that sounds exactly like France except for the lyrics
8. BAWWWW
9. i has a hi
10. Wchu gt 2 luz
11. Filler Track
12. Bshorty Grabs Mic!
13. Global Warming
14. 1609.34 Kilometers
15. I got U
16. ...I should probably finish that quote.(Outro)
[edit] Review
Most Blakers praised the album, but everyone with a brain said "Better Lyrics or GTFO". Blake then threatened to make another "SEIZURE SONG", and everybody shut up.
There are three general opinions on Audio Day Dream:
1. ZOMGWTFAWESOME
2. Good beats, sucktacular lyrics
“The sheer amount of concentrated fail in one song could give everyone in northern Brazil AIDS.”
~ Captain Understatement on Opinion 3
[edit] Reactions
“I declare war on Blake Lewis!”
~ Bush
“Audio Day Dream is destroying the environment! Don't listen to Global Warming, ever! All the plants and fishes will die and blah blah blah BAWWWWW!”
~ Al Gore
“The f**k is this s**t?”
~ Interdimensional monster on how the spacetime continuum got ripped in half by SEIZURE SONG
“This is an album by Blake Lewis.”
“I love the lyrics. They're so deep and make a lot of sense. No, really.”
[edit] Guess What?
"BShorty Grabs Mic!" is where the term "BS" actually came from.
“All beatboxing? BS!”
~ This guy on "BShorty Grabs Mic!"
The song also uses every constonant in the IPA, except for the rounded palato-avelolar lateral approximant, which was officially decared "really hard to pronounce " by the Even Supremer Court.
"Wchu gt 2 luz", when played backwards, is the first half of a incantion for summoning Chthulu.
The melody for "Global Warming" was inspired by the sound of lead melting in direct sunlight.
"BAWWWW", if left unchecked, expands at a rate of 
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