Aufstralia
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Aufstralia was born in the eastern coast of the United States, but then it hit its rebellious teens and decided to hike east until it got somewhere, not wanting to stay in the eastern coast of the U.S.. However, because Aufstralia was on the eastern coast and heading east, the first thing Aufstralia ran into was the Bermuda Triangle.
Aufstralia never ran into anything again.
[edit] Math
Technically, Aufstralia was never around long enough to measure its mathmetical dimensions. However, it's theorized that Aufstralia's area and height can be determined by a mathmetical formula.
The variables are still in question, however. We believe h may be the height of Aufstralia, as that would be the most obvious thing, however it has also been brought up that it may very well stand for the height of Darth Vader's mask's nose's serial number when written sideways.
The variable t could either be a triangle, the Bermuda Triangle, the number of times raindrops hit the ground in Aufstralia (rumored to be one third), or even how many waffles cats eat on a daily basis.
S stands for the number of alligators in Finland, hands down.
It's mostly theorized that ub represents two variables, though we can't be sure.
A has to do with Timmy, that's all we know.
In order to find out what exactly this formula has to do with anything, the author of the formula, anonymous prankster, will be found and questioned through the arts of Are.
[edit] Path
This section of the article deals with where Aufstralia went. Currently, the details are:
- AUFSTRALIA HEADED EAST
- AUFSTRALIA IS CURRENTLY INSIDE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. If you want to visit beautiful, scenic Aufstralia, we recommend you go to the very middle of the Bermuda triangle!
We're also quite positive that Aufstralia's moving and sudden disappearance are what caused a major weather phenomenon linking to the drastic increase in hurricanes near and inside the Gulf of Mexico. We also believe that Aufstralia going missing caused the Earth to lose approxomately 1,400,233.0000007 cubic shit loads in dirt, sand, stone, and walrus meat. The walrus meat loss was part of a particularly dedicated fanbase of Aufstralia's protesting the Bermuda Triangle suddenly making Aufstralia disappear. They stated that they would kill "a gazillion seals" if the Bermuda Triangle didn't give Aufstralia back. Unfortunately, they couldn't find that many seals, so they settled for walruses.
[edit] Wild Animals in Aufstralia
Before Aufstralia disappeared, a number of brand new wild species were discovered in Aufstralia, such as meese, cats, and !~~#$#'s. Unfortunately, not much was ever found out about these animals since there was only ever four or five of each, and they only evolved in the earlier teens of Aufstralia, soon before its rebellious stage in teenage life.
It is also believed that the mysterious disappearance of the dodo is linked with Aufstralia's disappearance, namely that the last few specimens of the dodo were living in Aufstralia at that time.
