Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 12
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August 12: Madonna Depreciation Day (Worldwide)
- 1675 - The Vegetable Armistice is signed, ending the Great Tomato War
- 1782 - The international distress call SOL was first used by seaman Eric Eriffel enroute to Northumberland.
- 1908 - First Model T Ford built. It faces stiff competition from the pirate-made Model R.
- 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched
- 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched
- 1964 - English novelist Ian Fleming passes away when he is mistakenly served a vodka martini stirred, not shaken.
- 1971 - Air Guitars invented
- 1972 - Elvis gained another 40 pounds when a lot of his singles were sold.
- 1976 - Shag carpeting went out of style and avocado refrigerators got icemakers.
- 1976 - The Mark is born, the humanity got a new reason for living, he's 31 by now.
- 1979 - Shagging carpeting becomes groovy as better lubricants are discovered.
- 1982 - Women give up men in exchange for their sports jackets and shoulder pads with built in cash machines.
- 1997 - Michael Jackson gets trapped in an oxygen chamber and emerges 3 days later wearing pajamas, a cucumber facial mask, and curlers.
- 2003 - Madonna kisses Britney Spears in the first televised ritual of the white trash dyke mating
