Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 14

August 14: Brutal dictator appreciation day (Saudi Arabia & Jacksonville,Fl)

Long time ago - Emperor takes over the galaxy in Star Wars (TM)
3 - Boy is constantly dirty, ehm.. Jesus something
1844 - Toast is invented
1855 - Following the war of a thousand toasters, the recipe for toast is lost for over 5000 years.
1856 - Toast is rediscovered.
1857 - Toast is forgotten.
1880 - Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany, is completed. It smells great!
1912 - Chipmunks discovered on Mars.
1915 - Chipmunks given Green Cards
1923 - Start of the Dotcom Era.
1958 - Oprah eats the entire population of Koreans.
1991 - "You've got the right one baby, uh-huh!"
2001 - George W. Bush is "elected" by his daddys friends to be president of the United States.
2005 - Ego is discovered to be, in fact, a dirty word.
2006 - Horizontal Line is discovered in your pants.
2007 - Vertical line is discovered in the inside of your pants.
2007 - Hitler is finally mentioned in Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day. Took long enough.
2006 - World's oil resources used up,urine is the new petrol
2009 - Nut and dick implants are invented
2010 - Nut and dick implants found to cause cancer. Some 1.3 million white gangstas are affected.
2011 - Starbucks takes over the world. The Starbucks era begins.
2577 - Starbucks is overthrown by organic coffee growers. The Starbucks era comes to an end, but the organic era egins.
2299113 - Tranya drunk copiously by Mecha Hussein.