Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 19

August 19: International Emo Day, Afgahnistan Day (A.K.A. Bring your own Infidel Saturday)

6 million BC - Last Dinosaur commits suicide after seeing a nude Bush (G Dub Buzz was there using a time machine)
1550 - Someone predicted that some moron would be reading this line at this very time.
1674 - Gothie the Visigoth, bored with Goths, invents emo. Becomes Emo Phillips, marries annoying accordion playing bitch.
1997 - An emo kid accidentally smiles, and makes up for it by shooting himself in the mouth.
1998 - The city of Jacksonville, Florida bans emo.
1999 - She doesn't love me any more
2000 - I can't read any more.
2001 - I'm a non conformist (just like all my other friends)!
2002 - Listen to this shitty poem I just wrote. It's about angst.
2003 - I tried cutting, but it wasn't tragic enough.
2004 - Small group of emo defectors go out to a carnival for cotton candy, singing, and good times. They wind up in the river, suffocated with black makeup.
2005 - General despair.
2006 - Why doesn't anybody comment on my Livejournal entries?
2007 - Emo Phillips reallises his army of 'Non-Conformists' all look the same. Mass crying ensues.
2008 - Everyone laughs uproariously after repeating the same joke 100 times.
2019 (1000 hrs) - Microsoft makes Windows 95 free for everyone (For personal use only).
2019 (1800 hrs) - Microsoft makes windows 95 a paid software after sufferring a serious loss.