Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 20

August 20: International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day

800 A.C. - Oscar Wilde founds Uncyclopedia by creating articles with random titles, all redirecting to Elvis.
1804 ADD - Lewis and Clark go on their Raping Expedition. Pocahontas is their first victim.
1914 - Vorld Var Von: Germans invade Brussel Sprouts.
1977 - Elvis takes a killer shit.
1991 AD - Fewer than infinity people rally outside the Soviet Union's parliament building protesting the placement of Elvis' portraits throughout Mikhail Gorbachev's Uncyclopedia article.
1998 - The Empire strikes back, bombing Uncyclopedia with random pictures of nude Elvis, in retaliation to Elvis bombing the Empire's embassy on Earth on August 7 protesting against deleting his Uncyclopedia article by an admin who claimed the Elvis article to be a "non-notable vanity page by an anonymous Force spirit".
2000 - Monkeys on strike against corrupt banana companies. Elvis calls out to fans for a total banana boycot.
2002 - U.S. marines found traces of peanut butter-banana sanwiches and methamphetamines in a cave near Kabul along with a written note: "Osama has left the building".
2005 - Numerous Uncyclopedia articles vandalized to denote a random sighting of the King in the article.
2006 - Numerous UnNews articles vandalized by replacement with a story about Afghan police being bombed, apparently in an attempt at a badly-overstretched joke based on previous two sightings.
2007 - Elvis need more cowbell
2050 - Someone thinks they see Elvis, but realizes that he's probably dead by now.