Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 21
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August 21: International Official And Then A Bit National Long, Retarded Names Day
- 23 BC - God invents Earth - A rejected nominee for the Nobel Prize
- 1458 AD - Little child in London shouts 'Look, a duck!' whilst pointing in the air to stabilise enough time to rob the city when the population is staring pointlessly at the sky
- 1814 - A horrible pirate fights to the death between Bluckbeard's army of swag-takin', no good pirates against the Sea. Nobody wins and no survivors are left to tell the story
- 1902 AD - The youngest of three children is sent into the forest so that she may find firewood. Meanwhile, the family plants a tack on the child's favorite chair, eagerly awaiting her return.
- 1967 - Canadian actress Carrie-Anne Moss is born into the Matrix, escapes, and dies in a sequel. (oops... sorry for the spoiler)
- 1976 - Operation Paul Bunyan at Panmunjeom, Korea. U.S. and South Korean troops completely deforest North Korea. North Korea counters with Operation Johnny Appleseed.
- 2005 - It is declared that the winner of this year Uncyclopedia's Official And Then A Bit National Long, Retarded Names Contest is floccinaucinihilipilification.
