Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 8
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August 8: For God's Sake Leave Your Bloody Cellphone Alone For 5 Minutes Day, MS Paint n008 day.
- 1012 - Monks discover how angry God can get.
- 1576 - The cornerstone for Tycho Brahe's Uraniborg observatory is laid by Hven. The first Borg was sighted 3 years later, some 4.7 parsecs distance.
- 1876 - Thomas Edison receives a patent for his mimeograph, which duplicates mimes.
- 1888 - Windemere, a tiny, neurotic jew, belonging to American writer Ernest Hemingway, was born Shlomo Tevyah
- 1961 - Birthday of U2's The Edge, as well as his twin brother, The Corner.
- 1980 - Wait just a sec, I have a call. Hello? Yeah. Yeah. No, they're right here. I don't know, something about an anniversary. Hah, yeah, I know. And that stupid-looking hat, yeah. Oh, sorry, I gotta let you go.
- 1982 - Shit, sorry, this is the last call, I promise. Hey. It's on the counter. It's on the counter. On the counter. The counter. On the - it's on the FUCKING COUNTER! THE COUNTER! ON THE COUNTER!
- 1998 - Your Cell phone becomes more important than your mother.
- 2004 - Fay Wray, American actress (b. 1907), passes away, after slipping on an enormous banana peel.
- 2005 - Uncyclopedia's 10000th Article is written. It's a disappointment.
- 2005 - However, The 10001st article is an overwhelming success
- 2008 - Beijing is destroyed during the opening ceremony of the 2008 Summer Olympic Games by two atomic missiles, deliberately fired in Athens by commanders who thought they could then get away by saying: "it's my first day".
