Auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon

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The auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon is quite easy to get: if enough people believe in something, no matter what, then it actually happens. For example, Belgium came from the auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon. Though first considered as a funny physical law and almost harmless, it provoked an uncontrollable mess with the coming of the internet. When people began to read the writings of stupid jerks and half-wits from all over the world, they started to think everyone was stupid. And as everyone was believing it, it became true. It was the beginning of the "auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon crisis". Whatever people were reading, they thought it was true, and so it was. Reality was constantly changing, making all the historians crazy and rendering idiotic works such as wikipedia more credible.

That's when Cletus Einstein, the clone of the half-brother of Albert Einstein, came up with the solution: make people believe that the auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon didn't exist. That brilliant idea triggered an endless paradoxical loophole that destroyed the whole universe, as well as three or four subsequent universes.