Game:Automated Telephone System
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how abnormal your experience was.
Press 3 to check your tube status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Rotate your dial 6 times for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear the options again.
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