Avatar: The Last Airbender/Series2

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• Chapter 21: When Missing-Links Attack-Tang has another dream but this time he sees a Chihuahua that won’t stop bothering him until he eats at Taco Bell. Tang wakes in a cold sweat to discover he is on a Cancun cruise liner. Tang gets future shock from the strange environment and starts beating up college kids that are on spring break. Master Takko calms Tang down and tells him, Goku, and Pyro that he has a gift for each of them. He gives Tang a new flying club, Goku a bottle of Tijuana hot sauce, and Pyro a bag of Colombian coffee beans. Meanwhile Earth-Water Princess Asuka and her imperial EVA guards find Shinji and Iroh. Asuka lies to Shinji telling him that Gendo wants Shinji back. Shinji believes her and prepares to leave but Iroh is skeptical. After one of the guards slips out the truth and is promptly killed off by Asuka, Shinji and Iroh escape capture. Back with our heroes, Tang and the Gang meet Pong, one of the Generals of the Fire Juggler Nation, after getting off the ship. General Pong wants to use Tang’s so called “When Missing-Links Attack” state to capture the Earth-Water Alliance Capital, Tokyo-3. Tang refuses so Pong takes out the "Big Book of Yo Momma Jokes and started to insult Goku until he began to cry. Tang gets angry and clubs Pong over the head and our heroes fly off on Tritopappalis while Pong is soon arrested for insulting the Queen.
  

  

  The two legendary heroes, Bill and Ted, leaving Earth on their enchanted phone booth full of historical figures.
• Chapter 22: Tang and the Gang’s Bogus Cave Adventure- Our heroes decide to stop at Omashu again but they get ambushed by EVAs hiding under rocks so they are forced to retreat into a cave. There they meet a band of hippies that got trapped in the cave on their eternal quest for “munchies”. Tang and the Gang are hungry so the hippies give them “special brownies” which is really weed. Our heroes begin to trip out and next thing they know it our heroes and the hippies are surrounded by giant killer robots. In the ensuing battle the team is separated in a rockslide. While separated Tang and Goku run into Death. Death tells them if they want to escape the cave alive they must challenge him to a game of Connect 4. Before the match Death tells the two the origin of Omashu. Omashu was named in honor of the two greatest warriors that the Fire Juggler Nation has ever known, Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan. The two warriors were said to have been the only people strong enough to stop the Beast born from the First Impact that threatened the world centuries ago. They fought the Beast in an epic battle which ended in Bill and Ted using their strongest weapon, The Lance of Wyld Stallyns, which sealed the Beast of the First Impact into the center of the Earth but cost the two heroes their lives in the process. Because of their heroic bravery a city was founded in their honor, Omashu. Death finishes his tale and our heroes begin to play Connect 4 with him. Death is winning causing Tang to get angry and causing him hit Death with his club until he dies. Death's dying words were, "Pretty sneaky sis". Then Tang picked up the Connect 4 board and threw it at the cave wall making it fall down revealing the hippies, Tritopappalis, Totoro, and Pyro who were riding on Aardvark-Weasels. Our heroes then start breaking out into a rock ballad with God and at the end of it Goku kisses Tang. Suddenly our heroes break out of their drug trip to discover that they were all missing kidneys and were right outside Omashu and that it was recently captured by the Earth-Water Alliance. Meanwhile Shinji and Iroh mug a farm girl of her Not-Chocobo and run off with it.

• Chapter 23: The Return of Gendo's Angels- Our heroes decided to sneak into Omashu using the sewer system. When they got there Uncle Pyro gets attacked by a 5-Armed Squid-Duck. Tang and Goku save him from the beast but they then run into a 5-Armed Flame-Throwing Squid-Duck and then finally make into the city in which they climb out of a toilet. There they meet people leaving the city. They tell our heroes that King Bamm-Bamm surrendered to the Earth-Water Alliance without a fight and he is currently being held in the palace. Tang and the Gang head for the castle as the citizens of Omashu leave. Meanwhile Asuka stops to meet an old friend of hers, Misato Katsuragi, at the circus she currently works at. Asuka told Misato that Gendo’s Angels was being reassembled and that Asuka needs her help. Misato instantly agrees and leaves with Asuka and her pet penguin, Pen-Pen mostly because the circus kicked her out because she was always such a drunk slut. Back at Omashu, our heroes make it to the throne room where they see a teenage girl, Rei Ayanami, sitting in Bamm-Bamm’s throne. Bamm-Bamm was in a coffin-like contraption next to her and spotted our heroes. He told them to come closer; Goku told Tang not to but Tang went up to his old friend. Surprisingly Rei didn’t react at all and just kept on staring into space. Bamm-Bamm tells the bewildered group that Rei is so apathetic and aloof she never even noticed he was even here. Bamm-Bamm continues on telling Tang that he used neutral Jenga during the attack which entails to do nothing until he thinks the time is right. He continues on saying that Tang must find a new member of his team that can be of much help, a Master of the Strongest Jenga, one who waits and melts people with their eyebeams. Suddenly Asuka and Misato burst in and with the new addition of their friend, Rei, who just kept on staring blankly into space, attacked our heroes. Goku and Pyro tried to attack Asuka but are instantly paralyzed by the fear that Asuka strikes in the hearts of mortals. Tang, being from a simpler time when violent red-headed bitches were used as chew-toys for pet Saber-Toothed Rhino-Gorillas instead of being feared, was immune to her spell. He charged at Asuka ready to club her when suddenly a swarm of 5-Armed Atomic Flame-Throwing Squid-Ducks rose up from the sewers. They attack Gendo’s Angels for no good reason so our heroes make their escape. Gendo’s Angels make quick work of the Squid-Ducks and decide to rest in Omashu, now renamed New Gendo, for a couple episodes.

The EVAs are attacking Omashu, OH NOES D:

• Chapter 24: The Swamp Thing-Tang and the Gang escape from New Gendo and head into a nearby swamp to avoid capture from Gendo’s Angels. Suddenly they are ambushed by Katana and Sango, who had trouble finding our heroes since Episode 11 but found them after hearing about the Siege of the West Pole. Katana and Sango had also hired some local hillbillies to help them capture Tang. Suddenly a huge swamp monster emerges from the muck and attacks Katana, Sango, and the Hillbillies. Our heroes run away screaming when they see the beast and they all get separated. When separated our heroes see visions of lost love ones, Goku sees Princess Margarita, Pyro sees his mother, and Tang sees a girl that he does not recognize that was with a man in an aviator outfit with a pig head. Tritopappalis and Totoro are being chased by the hillbillies but Totoro turns around and devours them. When our heroes meet up again they meet the swamp monster who introduces himself as Swamp Thing, the former superhero turned Buddhist mystic. Swamp Thing tells our heroes that he’s been in this swamp for some time trying to achieve enlightenment under the biggest tree in the swamp but hasn’t been successful. Our heroes ask Swamp Thing about their visions and Swamp Thing tells them that it was hallucinations caused by the swamp gas and NOTHING MORE. Our heroes say goodbye to Swamp Thing and fly off on Tritopappalis. Meanwhile Shinji uses his Purple Spooky Thing persona to mug a guy but not much else happens with him and Iroh.

• Chapter 25: The Celebration That You Think is Good But It’s Not- Our heroes are sleeping in the woods when they are ambushed by a group of pro-Earth-Water Alliance cavalry militia-men, named the Rough Riders, who are led by Colonel Theodore Roosevelt. The other 4 members of The Rough Riders, Link, Bomberman, John Wayne, and Bruce Lee aid the Colonel in the attack. Our heroes retreat from the 5 and seek shelter in a nearby village which is celebrating a holiday. Tang and the Gang soon learn that this celebration is an anti-Missing Link day because it was believed that years ago that Missing-Link Yoshi had murdered their leader Chin. Tang is then quickly arrested for no good reason. Goku and Pyro try to find out the reason why this village hates the Missing-Links so they hire a kid detective named Conan Edogawa to help investigate. The trio soon ends up in Yoshi’s Island where after a run-in with a rabid Yoshi the trio learns from the Yoshi Elder that many years ago, Missing-Link Yoshi had once killed a mad ruler of the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire named Chin and his armies because she was PMSing. The trio return to the village just as Tang is about to be executed. The trio tells the villagers the truth but the villagers slap their foreheads and said that's what they already told them. Suddenly the Rough Riders enter the town, ready to conquer it for the Earth-Water Alliance. The villagers chicken out and release Tang, pleading with him to save them from the Rough Riders. Tang then clubs the villagers and heads towards the Rough Riders. Tang clubs them and they run away like sniveling little girls. Everyone rejoiced but still paid good money for an execution so they executed Conan for wasting their time. Meanwhile Iroh decides to dump Shinji and go on his own causing Shinji to whine and complain some more.

• Chapter 26: Who is Toffee Hyuga?-Tang and the Gang enter the Ninja Village Hidden in the Fire Juggler Nation. There our heroes hear about a "Chunin Ninja Exam" being held in the Village so they all decide to check it out. When they get there Uncle Pyro is excited because he has never seen ninjas ripping each other limb from limb before and thinks it should be a blast. The tournament battles wage forth and one boy seems undefeated, a boy named Rock Lee. Lee boasts that no contestant in the Chunin Exams can possibly defeat him. Suddenly a teenage girl appears to challenge him and the crowd goes silent for this was the one of the strongest ninjas in the village, the Evil Eyed Bandit. The Bandit defeats Lee with ease with her Evil Byakugan, which allows her to fire off eyebeams. After the fight the proctor of the exam, a shark-man named Kisame Hoshigaki, then challenged anyone that if they could beat the Bandit that he would give them a year supply of free coupons to any participating Fatty Burger restaurant. Tang quickly jumps to the challenge and beats the Bandit with his club causing the Bandit to storm off. Tang gets his prize and the team leaves. Suddenly when they leave the arena, Goku soon discovers that the Bandit is the new teammate that Bamm-Bamm was talking about and told our heroes. Our heroes were inquiring around the town for the identity of the Bandit when Tang recognized the man with a pig head in an aviator jacket on a door, the being that was with the girl in the Swamp. Our heroes asked a villager about it and the villager replied that was Porco Rosso, the emblem of the Hyuga Clan, the wealthiest family in the whole village. Tang and our heroes go to the Hyuga estate and find Toffee Hyuga, the Evil Eyed Bandit. Tang and the Gang learn there that the Hyugas don’t know of their daughters’ power and treat her like a little blind girl; she was so miserable so she left the estate and into the village every night to fight in the Ninja Exams. Our heroes offer Toffee the chance to join them. Toffee didn’t like Tang defeating her but after several minutes of begging she decided to join them. Suddenly our heroes are attacked by Kisame and the Village ANBU Ninja troop, who came here to get the winnings back because they say they just don't like Tang. Tang refuses and with the help of Toffee our heroes kick the ninjas’ asses and they flee on Tritopappalis. The Hyugas learn from Kisame of their daughter’s escape and they believe that Tang has kidnapped Toffee so they hire Kisame and the head teacher of the Ninja Academy, Master Uchiha, to track down Toffee and bring her back to them.

• Chapter 27: Shinji Angsts Even More-Shinji winds up on a farm and because Iroh is gone Shinji can’t complain causing him to slowly slip into insanity. Shinji came up to a random farmer and started to tell him about his mother. Shinji wasn't even talking for 5 seconds when the farmer stabbed himself in the stomach with his own pitchfork. Shinji casually walked into the farmhouse and find some more people to whine to so he continued to tell the story about his mother. Shinji’s flashback opens up with him and his mother, the soon to be Earth-Water Lady Yui Ikari, feeding frog-mouthed bass flamingos. The bass flamingos didn’t like Shinji so they started to bite him causing Shinji and his mother to walk off in a mad huff. They walked by Asuka who was playing with Rei and Misato. Asuka pushed Shinji into a nearby fountain causing everyone to laugh. Just then a guard gave Lady Yui a letter from General Uncle Iroh who was currently leading the siege of the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire. He writes that he and his armies have currently breached through the first wall guarding the Empire and now are all enjoying frou-frou drinks. Included with the letter were two gifts, one was a Chuckie doll for Asuka, and the other was a Big-Ditch in the Ground Empire knife that Iroh wrote that because Shinji sucks so much it should be given to Asuka. Shinji began to cry and everyone began to laugh again. Then Gendo appeared and told his family that his father, Earth-Water Lord Azulon, wants to see them. In Earth-Water Lord Azulon’s throne room Asuka was showing off the new Bitchbending tricks that she had learned. In a desperate attempt to try and show that he’s not completely worthless Shinji came up and showed what he could do. He attempted to do a jumping jack but fell on his ass and cried. Earth-Water Lord Azulon was greatly offended and told Gendo and Yui that if Shinji insists on acting like a girl he will physically make him into one. That night while Shinji was asleep his mother walked into his room. She woke him up and told Shinji that she never wants to see him as a girl and that she always will love him. She then ran out of the room crying. The next morning it was discovered that Earth-Water Lord Azulon died from a heart attack induced by a deep-fried and chocolate-coated Fatty Burger so Gendo became the new Earth-Water Lord. By the end of the story all of the people inside the house had committed mass suicide. Shinji then sadly walked off into the sunset.

• Chapter 28: The Chase of Super Happy Fun Time-This episode starts off with Uncle Pyro yelling at Toffee for being too lazy. Toffee tells off Pyro and then goes inside the shelter she created using her Evil Byakugan. Soon the faint sound of a bicycle bell was heard; which was getting louder and louder. Tang freaked out and everyone jumped on Tritopappalis and flew off. When they landed they tried to get some sleep but Tang’s excessive screaming kept everyone up; Tang was getting future shock from the sound of the bicycle bells. When Tang finally calmed down they all heard the sound of a bike pedaling so they all jumped on Tritopappalis and flew off again. Tang was freaking out and swinging his club wildly so our heroes were forced to stop on a mountaintop. Now they could hear the sound of two young women and an older woman trying to pedal up the side of the sheer cliff on a tandem bike. They then heard the sound of them ditching the bike and jumping on giant lizards. Pretty soon they can see Gendo’s Angels closing in on them riding on giant lizards. Toffee used her Evil Byakugan to blast the three off the mountain. Tang looked down the side of the mountain and saw the tandem bike, causing him to freak out and then everyone jumped on Tritopappalis and flew off. Meanwhile Gendo’s Angels landed in a pool of water at the bottom of the mountain, also at the pool of water were Shinji and Iroh for some odd reason. They got into a Western shootout and something happened to Iroh but it’s not important

• Chapter 29: Bitter People Training How To Do Shit-The episode starts with Toffee kicking Tang in the balls making him get up. Toffee tries to teach Tang how to speak proper English but Tang fails each time because he acts like a total n00b, resulting in multiple ball kicks from Toffee. Meanwhile, General Iroh wakes up to find Shinji with him again so naturally Shinji whines and moans while Iroh throws out his tea which was made by Shinji, cause Shinji can't make tea worth a damn, so Iroh clubs Shinji and then tells him some stuff about the other nations. While all this is happening Uncle Pyro gets stuck in a whore for reasons that should left for the viewer to decide, you pervert. So Tang comes along and clubs her, then clubs Pyro for hiring a whore in the first place. After that General Iroh makes Shinji download a hack to deflect lightning. Shinji is eager to try it out so being the moron he is he heads out to a lighting storm where the lightning uses Punkbuster to remove the hack and shock Shinji, causing him to run and cry at it for causing some of his problems, and causing fangirls to get wet. Everyone then leaves for the next episode commenting on just how pointless this episode really was.

The O Rly? Owl asks Tang and the Gang his famous question.

• Chapter 30: The Website (The Movie that was Never Intended to be a Movie Part 1): The Episode starts with Tang in the Gang entering a bar. After quite a few drinks they meet Eric Bauman from the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire who tells them of a place called The Main Page, which stands in the middle of the YTMND desert where loads of movies can be found, and suggests that some of them might be so horrible that they would stop the Earth-Water Alliance dead in its tracks. Of course they don't trust a bum like Eric, but go anyway because they want to see some good media. Its not long before they find it. Toffee stays outside with Tritopappalis while the rest of Tang's Gang and Eric enter in through the top. Almost immediately they are confronted by the O Rly? Owl. After a long while questioning them with endless "O rly, yah rly, NO WAI!" he lets them in, Telling the quartet that they may use any of the media for anything as long as they don't watermark it. Eric Bauman splits from the group while the rest of the gang wander the vast Internets trying to search for anything useful while Eric travels all around on the posts of each phenomenon, from something awful on to fark with his trusty watermark and sticks it all upon ebaumsworld. Meanwhile Tang learns how to summon the likes of Captain Picard and Batman. He makes the mistake of Forgetting Poland and so The Burger King chases them into the "N00b zone", a dark corner of YTMND infested by the likes of Dr-L337, Sexymofo, Whetstone, Strawberry Clock, and other rejected downvoters from YTMND and other places, and being the n00bs the gang are, they let them go. Suddenly Max Goldberg appears and yells at them for first off letting Eric Bauman comes in and secondly freeing the banned scrubs. So he tries to take down the main page to stop them all from escaping. At roughly the same time above a whole bunch of 8-bit Niggas riding stolen bikes come and steal Tritopappalis. Toffee tries to fight them but since Niggas are immune to the Evil Byakugan technique, all she can do is cry out "Nigga stole my Tritopappalis!" while trying to stop the webpage from coming down. Tang and the gang and Eric manage to escape from the Main page just before it sinks. It soon rises again to capture Eric but he is no where to be seen. It’s soon revealed that he has stolen Lindsey Lohan Doesn't Change Facial Expressions, and stuck it on his own webpage, Thus starting the YTMND-Ebaums war.

• Chapter 31: The Desert of YTMND (The Movie that was Never Intended to be a Movie Part 2): As Ebaums and YTMND battle each other, Tang and his Gang walk though the endless desert of YTMND. Tang cries like a little baby after losing Tritopappalis and flies off on his flying club. Then Uncle Pyro tries to watch a NEDM site but is mortified when he learns it’s just a really horrific shock site using an ogrish image and really loud sound, causing him to go temporarily insane. Meanwhile Iroh and Shinji are attacked by the Rough Riders but Shinji kills them by whining and complaining about his life. Then suddenly they are chased by rabid fangirls into the same bar from the last episode. Its there that Iroh plays Secret Mahjong with some other old guy in which they play in a certain way that accidentally makes a secret swastika. Since they're both wanted for treason and they are tired of chasing Toffee for 5 episodes; Kisame and Master Uchiha decide to try to take Shinji and Iroh down in the bar. The two are stopped by a flashing Hitler face complete with "Heute Ist Mein Tag" playing at a very loud volume which causes a bar fight to erupt. Shinji and Iroh slip away and then get tickets to get into the Big Ditch In The Ground empire. Meanwhile, Tang rejoins the group, still EMO about losing Tritopappalis and hey come across a big rock where they are attacked by a bunch of Arwings that do barrel rolls. After that they meet up with the Niggas and Tang annihilates them by going into his "When Missing-Links Attack" State.

• Chapter 32: The Path of Summoned Beasts (Secret of the Earth-Water Alliance Part 1)-Tang and the gang were relaxing at a nice quiet spring while Uncle Pyro was looking at maps of the Earth-Water Alliance from the link to Google Earth at the YTMND Main Page. They were then approached refugees heading towards the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire. They told them of a safer path to get to the capital without using the dangerous Path of the Summoned Beasts. When they got to the docks they went to the desk of two chain-smoking sisters, Patty and Selma. They told them that without passports they can’t take the gondolas to the capital. Toffee slipped the sisters a letter telling them that if they don’t let them pass she will kill them. The two sisters quickly give them passports and their on their way. They pass by the Turnip Cart Guy who was being hassled by dock security. The security tells him no one likes turnips let along sit on a full gondola with them. They then sic a platypus-bear-tiger-seahorse-mobile to rip apart his turnip cart. Tang and the Gang soon ran into a familiar face, Suki that blue warrior Yoshi from Yoshi’s Island. They sit down for a nice chat but were interrupted by a bunch of screaming as the Turnip Cart Guy was holding a detonator. He proclaimed that if his turnips couldn’t get on the gondolas no one will. He then hit the switch blowing up all the docked boats. With no alternative our heroes, the refugees, and Suki go through the Path of Summoned Beasts. Meanwhile on a gondola on the lake, Shinji and Iroh run into Jet Black’s crew. They tell them after the death of their leader they decided to turn over a new leaf and move to the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire, but for one final act of rebellion decide to pickpocket the gondolier. Shinji joins them to prove that he isn’t a total spineless wimp. While this was happening Tang and the Gang were traversing the Path of Summoned Beasts. They settled down for the night but Tang was acting even more emo by moaning even more and parting his hair to one side. The next morning they keep walking until they reach a section submerged underwater. They all jump in and start to swim across but suddenly get attacked by a giant sea monster; Suki recognized him as Leviathan, King of the Summons. Tang just stood there whining and complaining about Tritopappalis; the Leviathan can’t stand the whining and leaves in an angry huff. Pretty soon they were out of the Path of Summoned Beasts and at the gates of the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire but not before Suki leaves them to fulfill a future plot device.

• Chapter 33: Super Secret Project 17 (Secret of the Earth-Water Alliance Part 2)- Tang and the Gang finally got to the top of the wall where they saw men running around screaming and pissing their pants. They talk to the leader of the city guards near the wall and he told him that if they didn’t hurry the wall guarding the empire will fall causing an untimely of ends. He then pointed out in the direction of a field and started to scream again. Tang and the Gang notice a giant drill heading towards the city walls. To calm them down Pyro assured the guards that they would take down the drill as soon as possible. The guards stopped to explain that the drill has been there fore three years because it moves so slowly and that what they’re really worried about is the laboratory next to it. Tang and the Gang peered over the wall to get a closer look. A guy popped out of the drill and yelled, “We’ll get you eventually!” Tang and the Gang leave the wall and head to the lab to destroy it. When they got inside the lab Toffee decided to continuously eyebeam a giant computer to slow down progress. When the others got further inside the lab Tang viciously clubbed an engineer and our heroes stole his schematics. They read them soon and found out that the entire lab was supported by one tiny support beam. They got into the room with the support beam but Gendo’s Angels were waiting for them. Asuka and Misato charged the Gang but Rei just stood there doing nothing and saying nothing. Tang and the others got their asses handed to them. Asuka decided to take advantage of one of the biggest villain clichés and started to explain what the lab was for. She explains that this lab was run by High Poindexter Ritsuko Akagi and her team of expert scientists. It was made for the purpose for creating the being that can end the war, Super Secret Project 17. She continues on saying that she doesn’t even know what it is; it could be a horrific demon from the deepest pit of Hell or a gigantic killbot or maybe even something even more terrible. Asuka finishes the cliché by telling our heroes that at winter’s end Project 17 will be released and kill Tang once and for all. Asuka than rested her hand on the support beam causing it to fall apart causing the lab to slowly collapse. During the chaos Tang and our heroes were able to escape.

• Chapter 34: The City of Plusgood Smiles and Doubleplusgood Greetings-When Tang and the gang entered the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire they were greeted by Judy their eerily joyful tour guide. At the same time Shinji and Iroh entered the city accompanied by Jet’s crew, Spike, the new leader, Edward, and Faye. As they were walking Shinji was whistling the Evangelion theme song; Spike then knew they were from the Earth-Water Alliance of '95. Meanwhile Judy was giving Tang and the gang a tour of the city in a coach pulled by two Not-Chocobos. As they passed by the slums Goku looked out the window and saw a man stealing a little kid’s lollipop. Our heroes decided to question the local pet store owners about the whereabouts of Tritopappalis who was reported to be in this city, but all they got in reply was “I don’t know what you mean there’s no Flying Triceratops in these city walls; Four Legs Good Two Legs Bad!” Our heroes gave up their search and reached their new home but Judy suddenly vanished. When they got in they found an invitation to a party being held at the royal palace for the Emperor’s pet Bear-shark-dog-cat-chicken-pig-emu-rabbit-hedgehog-thing. They then headed of for the party. Meanwhile Shinji and Iroh went to the nearby Fatty Burger looking for jobs but they were not hiring so they had to work at a crummy tea shop. That is when Spike entered and accused Shinji and Iroh of being from the Earth-Water Alliance. Everyone in the tea shop gasped as the shop filled in with men that appeared to be cops. The cops yelled into their walkie-talkies that they have a case of “thoughtcrime”. Then the camera cut away to Tang. They were now in the party, Toffee dressed in her very best while Goku dressed in drag to get inside the Palace while Pyro and Tang acted as pastry chefs. It was not long before every one realized that Tang was the Missing-Link. A big crowd gathered around Tang and he got scared and was about to club every one. Goku tried to calm Tang down by showing him his impression of an EVA attacking Omashu. As soon as he did that Police officers dragged them off to see "Big Brother". Our heroes meet Big Brother Long Feng who tells them that the Emperor they just saw was merely a figurehead and if they bring up the Earth-Water Alliance again in these city walls he will have the Thought Police thrown them out of the city. When they asked him why he only shouted, “Because I am Big Brother and Big Brother knows best!” Then the camera cuts back to the tea shop and the Thought Police detain Spike and then drag him to a covert location where he is then subjected to hours of Reality TV and Teen Dramas till his Brain is liquefied and ready to be molded in Big Brother Long Feng’s liking.

• Chapter 35: Tales of the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire -This is a stupid filler episode which is split into 6 pieces. FIRST PIECE: Uncle Pyro and Toffee go out and do a whole bunch of crap, and then head home. On the way home a bunch of rich girls make fun of them and Toffee and Uncle Pyro burn them to a crisp. SECOND PIECE: General Iroh walks through the city owning everyone in his path because he’s just that cool. Then he gets up to a tree, takes out a picture of his son, spits on it and yells "YOU SUCK! F***ING N00B!!!" THIRD PIECE: Goku goes to a haiku slam and kicks out an annoying loud-mouth loser who thinks he's ghetto that was performing haiku in front of some chicks. Nothing else happens. FOURTH PIECE: Tang tries to find Tritopappalis at a zoo, but only finds run-down animals. The Zookeeper comes up and whines about how he's not getting any money from the government, so Tang clubs him, then he lets all the animals go. When they wreak havoc in the city he gives up and goes home, letting the townspeople fend for themselves, because he’s too EMO about Tritopappalis to give a shit. FIFTH PIECE: Shinji is working at his coffee shop whining as usual when Iroh forces him to go on a date with a cute chick and part-time catgirl named Jin. During his date Shinji whines some more which oddly turns Jin on so she kisses him which results in hundreds of ShinjixGoku fangirls to cry and commit suicide, and therefore causes MySpace to fill up with even more suicide sites. Shinji runs back to the teashop crying and Iroh scolds him calling Shinji a pansy momma's boy with no balls SIXTH PIECE: This was going to be a scene with Totoro, but since no one gives a shit about him, it turned out simply to be a BF2142 trailer. According to recent polls, This piece turned out to be the best part of the entire episode.

Nigga Stole my Tritopappalis!

• Chapter 36: Tritopappalis's Super Fun Days -Yet another filler, this time we mysteriously go back into the past via a plot hole. We start where the Niggas stole Tritopappalis and make an YTMND about it and it gets 5 stars. After this the Niggas decide to sell Tritopappalis off to some local Jawas who knock him with Metroid venom and drag him off on their pet Dewbacks. When Tritopappalis wakes up, he finds to his horror he has been sold to none other than to Richard Nixon. What’s worse, Nixon plans to break Tritopappalis by doing many things, but not just ANY things, Republican things! While Nixon rants on about his Republican fantasies with the great beast, Tritopappalis breaks out. He flies back to the Desert where it’s revealed that YTMND is winning the war against Ebaumsworld. When there Tritopappalis Rides Spinnaz to make an YTMND that gets 5 stars. He then travels to the place where the Arwings cause him to do a barrel roll, getting him another YTMND worth 5 stars. He exits the Desert and goes to a barn where he eats the person's hay, falling asleep. He soon had a dream about how he and Tang were introduced for the first time. Back at his old home, the Southern Caveman Temple, Tang clubbed him and Tritopappalis beat him to a pulp; from that point on they knew they’d be the best of friends. Suddenly he’s awakened by some n00bs with a pitchfork and a fire. Tritopappalis won't take any of this so he eats them, causing them to yell "OMG HAX!" he then flies over to a nearby forest to rest. Suddenly a giant talking boar burst out of the trees and yelled to Tritopappalis “You Iron Town filth better get outta my forest or else I’ll go Boar God on your asses!” Tritopappalis fights the boar, goring him with his horns causing the boar to mutate into a Four-Legged Worm Blob Demon that ran off to terrorize the countryside. Tritopappalis then goes a nearby cave. Two seconds later Suki the Yoshi and her fellow Yoshi’s Island Warriors appears for their plot device role and cleans up Tritopappalis and feeds him. Suddenly Gendo’s Angels show up and start fighting the Yoshis. Disgusted, Tritopappalis leaves Suki and her allies to fend for themselves. Obviously Suki gets her ass kicked, but before Asuka can kill Suki, the YTMND war catches up with them and Gendo’s Angels retreat when they hear the theme song for Cosby Bebop. Tritopappalis then travels to the Southern Caveman Temple where he licks a man thinking its one of his friends, but it turns out to be a man named Guru Dhalsim, an extremely skinny Indian guy. Dhalsim tells him that he had a dream that told him that he something very important to tell Tang, so he gives Tritopappalis a note and tells him the direction of the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire. Tritopappalis flies to the Empire, where Long Feng kidnaps him, because Tritopappalis committed thoughtcrime. BIG BROTHER LONG FENG COMMANDS IT!!!!!

• Chapter 37: Laguna Beach- The episode begins with Tang and the Gang making flyers so other people can help them find Tritopappalis; they were planning on printing the flyers but because of Uncle Pyro’s artistic prowess decided not to. Tang goes on his flying club given to him by Master Takko and sent the flyers all over the city which caught the attention of the Thought Police and Shinji who got hit in the head by one and cried for 5 minutes straight. Tang returns to the Gang's house and he and the others run into Judy who tells them that Big Brother Long Feng has given them an all expense paid trip to luxurious Laguna Beach. She also tells them that can’t litter the city with flyers anymore. After hearing this Tang freaks out and nearly clubs Judy’s head off which scares the shit out of her and she runs away. Our heroes decide to post more flyers anyway because they don’t like the Man keeping them down. As they were putting up more flyers they run into Spike. Goku is pissed off at seeing Spike again and tells his friends not to trust him. Spike swears that he’s changed and that he’s just helping them go to Laguna Beach. Toffee tries to see if he’s lying using an ability for her Byakugan she just so happened to learn, but Spike was telling the truth. Suddenly Faye and Edward appear but Spike doesn’t know who they are prompting Uncle Pyro to know that Spike’s been brainwashed by the Thought Police even though he shouldn’t even know this. Our heroes try to turn Spike back to normal and by Goku putting him in a mind meld that he also somehow learned just now Spike relives his childhood and sees Colonel Theodore Roosevelt and one of his old associates, Vicious, taunting him because they feel like it. Instantly Spike is returned to normal and says he will aid our heroes in getting to Laguna Beach and freeing Tritopappalis. Meanwhile Shinji decides to save Tritopappalis so he can finally have a friend. Shinji dons his Purple Spooky thing persona and after whining continuously makes a Thought Police Officer crack, he tells Shinji that Tritopappalis is being held in Laguna Beach. Our heroes reach Laguna Beach and are soon surrounded by Big Brother Long Feng and his Thought Police. Long Feng says that he has been expecting them and then ordered his Thought Police to attack. Our heroes have a hard time fighting the elite Thought Police officers and because of this battle no one notices Shinji sneak into Tritopappalis’ cell. Shinji tries to cut the Triceratops’ bonds with his butter knives but fails. Shinji gets frustrated and accidentally trips on Tritopappalis’ shackles, freeing him. Suddenly Iroh appears and scolds Shinji for releasing the Triceratops saying that everything is Shinji’s fault and that he’s a failure and that’s why his father hates him so much. Shinji runs off crying and Iroh leaves. The battle between our heroes and the Thought Police rages on and in the tumult Long Feng trips Spike causing him to fall down a flight of stairs to his death. Tritopappalis bursts in and with his help our heroes fight back causing Long Feng and the Thought Police to retreat. Our heroes fly off on Tritopappalis leaving Faye and Edward to swear vengeance for both Jet’s and Spike’s deaths.

• Chapter 38: The Ditch King Big Brother has no Equal! All Hail Big Brother and The Party!-Tang and the Gang after arguing for several seconds decide to tell the Ditch King the news they learned from YTMND. They storm the Palace and after Toffee forces all the guards on a Fun Slide of DOOM, they go into the Palace. There Long Feng and the Ditch King were waiting for them. Tang and the Gang tried to convince the Ditch King of Long Feng’s treachery but the Ditch King was skeptical so or heroes decide to prove it to him. They try to show him Laguna Beach but it’s mysteriously disappeared. They then show the King the Laboratory that created Project 17 but that was gone as well except for the Drill. The same guy as before pops out of the drill and yells, "The Earth-Water Alliance will be win this war...just you wait!" This proves to the King that Long Feng has been lying the whole time and orders Long Feng arrested. Long Feng just laughs and says that “Big Brother’s reign is supreme.” Suddenly the Thought Police shoot the Ditch King dead. Our heroes figure out that it’s hopeless to continue so they head over to Boogietown which was right next to the Big Ditch in the Ground Empire the whole time. There Tang quickly learns Discobending from John Travolta. Our heroes soon learn that John Travolta was actually keeping their mail because he knew Long Feng would get it. He told them that Chi-Chi is nearby, Guru Dhalsim wants to meet Tang in the Southern Caveman Temple, and that Toffee’s mother is in Boogietown. Our heroes decide to split up with Pyro staying behind to perfect his dance moves, but before they do John Travolta tells them that 3 female dinosaurs have appeared outside the city gates. Tang and the Gang tell John to let them in and after Tang confesses to Goku, Toffee, and Pyro that they’re his best friends ever and flies off on Tritopappalis our heroes go their separate ways for now. Toffee enters the location where her mother was supposed to be but was suddenly trapped inside a giant ball of water. Kisame and Master Uchiha appear from the shadows and tell Toffee it’s time to go home. Master Uchiha knocks out Toffee with his Mangekyo Sharingan and the two drag her off. John Travolta welcomes the three Yoshi's Island warriors who are secretly Gendo’s Angels in disguise. Meanwhile Shinji gets a mild fever and he then hallucinates that two dragons are next to him. One dragon has Asuka’s voice that tells him to go to sleep and the other had Iroh’s voice that tells him to just kill himself. Shinji then realizes he’s a Caveman and wakes up from these useless dreams screaming. Iroh yells to Shinji to shut up and the episode ends.

• Chapter 39: Guru Dhalsim-The episode begins with Iroh making deep-fried Twinkies and Shinji walking in, happy and cheerful. Iroh is scared senseless by this new Shinji and almost wets himself. Meanwhile Tang dropped Goku off and without any other mention rode off on Tritopappalis to meet Guru Dhalsim. Goku then meets his sister Chi-Chi, his brother Raditz, and his best buddy Piccolo. They have a tearful reunion and then rigorously trained in increased gravity. Back at Boogietown Asuka, Rei, and Misato approached John Travolta wearing bad dinosaur costumes. John Travolta says that he’s down with their dinosaur thing at they can all stay here as long as they like. Tang finally reached the Southern Caveman Temple and met the Guru. The Guru revealed himself to be Guru Dhalsim and he tells Tang that he can help him control the “When Missing-Links Attack” State. Dhalsim tells Tang that to accomplish this goal he must open his 8 Chakra Gates. Guru Dhalsim explains that in the 1st Gate, Opening, Tang must perfectly execute a Primary Lotus. Tang scratches his head and then clubs Dhalsim; Dhalsim then says he has unlocked the 1st Gate. For the 2nd Gate, Rest, Tang had to sit on a couch and watch a 24 hour marathon of The Honeymooners; and after a 1,000 “One of these days Alice”, Tang had opened the 2nd Gate. For the 3rd Chakra Gate, Life, Tang had to beat Guru Dhalsim in The Game of Life; after an hour of frustration Tang flipped the game board over and opened the 3rd Gate. For the 4th Gate, Pain, Tang had to perform every single stunt from Jackass: The Movie and Jackass 2; after this Tang opened the 4th Gate. For the 5th Gate, Closing, Tang had to find the perfect Christmas gift during the Christmas Eve rush. Guru Dhalsim tells Tang that he better hurry because the store is closing in a half an hour; Tang then clubbed him for the bad pun and opened the 5th Gate. For the 6th Gate, Joy, Tang had to dance to the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song; a few minutes and several embarrassing pictures later Tang had unlocked the 6th Chakra Gate. For the 7th Gate, Shock, Guru Dhalsim told Tang that back in Boogietown someone is going to blow up every Fatty Burger restaurant. Tang stood there stunned and flew off on Tritopappalis to stop them. Guru Dhalsim then said to himself that he might have gone too far with that one.

The Crossfire 4 debating about the dastardly Intel Reform Bill.

• Chapter 40: Crossfires of Destiny- The episode begins with Master Uchiha and Kisame transporting Toffee back home in a cage. Toffee Evil Byakugan-ed the cage open and ditched those fools behind. Tang in his desperation picks up and Goku and Toffee and they all rush back to Boogietown where they see Pyro ripping up the dance floor. Goku explains to Pyro why he’s in such distress. Pyro tells them that there are no Fatty Burgers in Boogietown; Pyro asks for his friends to join him to the dance floor so they all start dancing to “Stayin’ Alive”. Meanwhile Asuka and the other Angels meet with Big Brother Long Feng who also conveniently infiltrated Boogietown. Long Feng tells Asuka that he’s trying to get rid of Boogietown because they’re always keeping his subjects up all night with their crazy parties and loud music. Asuka and Long Feng decide to make an alliance and they start to scheme. Their first plan of action is to assassinate John Travolta and his political analysts of Boogietown, the Crossfire 4. Meanwhile Shinji and Iroh win two free passes to Boogietown for answering a question on the Big Ditch Radio Station, Ditch 101. Meanwhile the Thought Police sniped the Crossfire 4 and moved on towards Travolta. Shinji and Iroh then meet up with John Travolta and in that same instance they get completely surrounded by Thought Police. Iroh gets indigestion from the deep-fried Twinkies and started to puke all over the Thought Police; Shinji and Iroh then made their escape. When they ran out of the room they ran into Asuka . Shinji challenges her to a Mahjong Kai because that’s about the only thing he can ever do. Shinji starts setting up the Mahjong board but Asuka just orders the Thought Police to work Shinji over. Iroh shakes his head and walks away and then the Thought Police throw Shinji into a dark hole. Tang and the Gang go to show John their new disco medals that they won but when they get there they find Rei and Misato pestering John Travolta by poking him incessantly. Tang and the Gang begin to attack the duo. Rei just stood there staring at them but Misato broke a beer bottle on Goku’s head and then dropped a keg on the other three. Then all of our heroes are thrown into the same hole. There they see Shinji cowering in a corner and crying; they just shake their heads and Toffee uses her Evil Byakugan to make an opening so they can escape. Our heroes get on Tritopappalis but John quickly runs up to them and asks them if he can join them because Boogietown ain’t no fun anymore. Our heroes fly off with John Travolta leaving Boogietown to be conquered by Asuka and Long Feng.