Uncyclopedia:Awards

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Contents 1 Introduction 2 Awards 2.1 Quantity Not Quality Award 2.2 This User Is Better Than You Award 2.3 Least Awards Award 2.4 Most Awards Created Award 2.5 Mean Administrator Award 2.6 Bastard Admin Award 2.7 Grammar Nazi 2.8 Categorizer 2.9 Extreme DUHligence 2.10 PMSing Admin 2.11 User eaten by grue 2.12 Users hates pluralss 2.13 Spellin Aword 2.14 XHTML Nazi Award 2.15 ARFHOW Award 2.16 Talk Page Award 2.17 TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11 3 Signatures

[edit] Introduction

Uncyclopedia editors can be awarded several awards for their writing and editing, and in the case of users who aren't funny and don't know how to take credit for other people's work, there are also maintenance work awards.

To keep awards at Uncyclopedia prestigious, the Uncyclopedia tries to keep the number of awards at a small number like 42535 or 632890x10¹⁴.

[edit] Awards

Here is just a sampling of the many thousands of awards offered at Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Quantity Not Quality Award

The "Quantity Not Quality" award is given to people who aren't funny but still manage to have an average of over 500 edits per day. These users allow the Uncyclopedia to expand quickly yet still keep a standard of humor low enough that it can operate as a wiki.

Quantity, Not Quality award ...where have you been for the last 6 months?

[edit] This User Is Better Than You Award

The "This User Is Better Than You" award is given to Uncyclopedia users who are better than you. This award not only considers writing, but a wider variety of things that may make the user better than you at everything. The winners are decided by voting.

This User Is Better Than You Give up now.

[edit] Least Awards Award

The "Least Awards" award is given to users who have less awards than everyone else. While it has been awarded in the past, it becomes invalid immediately, as the recipient no longer has the least amount of awards.

Least Awards Award This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

[edit] Most Awards Created Award

The "Most Awards Created" award is given to the user who has created the most awards. Not surprisingly, the user who created the award is also the winner.

Most Awards Created Award This user has created the most awards at Uncyclopedia, which is already so full of awards that they have no value. Way to go user, have an award!

[edit] Mean Administrator Award

The "Mean Administrator Award" is presented to those administrators and bureaucrats who often delete pointless redirects, stubs/work in progress/under construction pages that haven't been updated in months, vanity, one line pages, and test pages, without reason!

Mean Administrator Award This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers.

[edit] Bastard Admin Award

The Bastard Admin Awards celebrates the highest honor an Admin can get - to find out that a user has emailed another admin to complain about them. For admins of the fairer sex, there is the alternate "Bitch Admin" Award. Use: {{:Awards/Bitchadmin}}

Bastard Admin Award This admin is such a bastard, users who have been in his or her path have had to complain to other admins.

[edit] Grammar Nazi

If you've ever had your then/than, there/their/they're, your/you're, to/too/two, its/it's, or loose/lose corrected, you know these guys.

Anal Retentive Grammar Nazi This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that they're so keen about it.

[edit] Categorizer

Every thing has its place, and every place has its thing.

Extreme Categorizer This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category .

[edit] Extreme DUHligence

Duh.

Fucking DUH!!! This user has stated the obvious.

[edit] PMSing Admin

Awarded to admins that are unreasonably pissy for no reason whatsoever. For instance, they might join the #uncyclopedia IRC channel and say something like this:

* UnnamedAdmin has joined #uncyclopedia
<UnnamedAdmin> Hello.
<UnnamedAdmin> Anybody here?
<UnnamedAdmin> FINE YOU JERKS
* UnnamedAdmin has left #uncyclopedia

PMSing Admin Award This Admin is pissy for no apparent reason; a veritable fountain of bad karma.

[edit] User eaten by grue

Awarded to users who have made the supreme sacrifice, parting with their lives in the line of Zork upon one or multiple occasions on Uncyclopedia.

Killed in Action This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

[edit] Users hates pluralss

Plurals Nazis These users ares wishings tos nevers haves pluralizeds words whens unneededs.

[edit] Spellin Aword

Given to any outstanding Uncyclopedian who either refuses or is unable to spell!

Spellin Aword This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.

[edit] XHTML Nazi Award

Awarded to those tireless Uncyclopedians that try to keep us XHTML compliant, though we refuse to go quietly.

<P><center>Anal Retentive XHTML Nazi</center></P> <P><center><blockquote>This user has made it <i>their personal quest</i> to seek and destroy elements and attributes that have been deprecated, <br>as well as <u>the users</u> that <B>insist</B> on <shadow>still using them</shadow>.</br></blockquote></center></P>

[edit] ARFHOW Award

[edit] Talk Page Award

For good talk pages.

Cool Talk Page Award This person has a great talk page.

[edit] TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11

W00T!! !DIS AWARD FRUCKISING ROX!!!

TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11 AWESOME AWESOME TEH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SPAMM!!!!.

[edit] Signatures

To compensate for having a small penis (or not having one), many Uncyclopedia award winners add a list of the awards they have won or given themselves to their Uncyclopedia signatures. These are usually shortened so that no one knows what all the little letters mean. For example:

--NormalUsersName 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)

becomes

--AwardWinnersName FKD EWO SPN MPE OEK SEL MEX LIN KES NEM NEOS CMED POHE MDE DEL SEM ZWN ESE PIK NEU SOF HOO FEO DEM APE AST FAG NMO RED FIL PLE NSM FETS BOV CEN 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)