Azamat Bagatov

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Azamat Bagatov is No. 1 director in all of Kazakhstan, and is best friend of Borat Sagdiyev.

[edit] Career

Despite being built like house, Azamat has made benefit glorious Kazakh TV. He take lessons from Soviet Ministry of Propaganda in Russia back in 1978, when glorious Soviet Union still reigned supreme.

When Berlin Wall collapse, Azamat come to Kazakhstan to escape the mass migration of liberated Jews. Having earned degree as Supreme Soviet Film Producer, he used film camera and old barn to set up first ever TV studio in whole of Kazakhstan, and helped many Kazakh celebrities to fame like Borat Sagdiyev, Vladimir Putin and Groucho Marx.

[edit] Family

Azamat has no family, because his khram is smaller than snail brain, but he does have brother in Kyrgyzstan, Kovar Bagatov, who tried to compete with Azamat with production of moviefilm for Kyrgyz TV, Kovar: Cultural Learnings of Albania For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kyrgyzstan. But Kovar is pain in Azamat's assholes, and so Kovar was fired after spending all of his $5 budget, but his moviefilm helped make benefit Azamat with Borat's moviefilm in America.

[edit] Works

Azamat is camera-shy and hates being filmed, so he does not star in anything for Kazakh TV, but does much work with best friend and Kazakh president, Borat Sagdiyev. Besides filming the annual Running of the Jew, Azamat also makes many programmes, almost 100% of all Kazakh productions, such as:

• Sexydrownwatch
• The Billy Sexcrime Chat Show

He also make many moviefilms for Kazakhstan Ministry of Information, which are released in Kazakh cinema before coming out in new VHS video cassettes:

• Borat to the Future
• The Jews Framed Roger Rabbit
• Doctor Jew

He also direct American TV series, Slappy's Angels in 2012 for Fox Bros. Network in partnership with Kazakh TV.

[edit] Music

Azamat make no music, as he only speak Hebrew and Kazakh, so he help Kuzcek Records to make benefit Kazakh musical industries by making soundtracks of Kazakh moviefilms and TV showings for make benefit musical workings of glorious nation of Kazakhstan. All musical recordings are released on brand new musical cassettes, but Kuzcek Records are asking not to release information without copywrighting, so no information is available for the U.S. and A.