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B, made by StrawberryClock Entiprises (In afilliation with Global Star Movies), is one of the top grossing movies of all time. August 15, 2001, the day it came to theaters, is now known as "B Day." Because of this, this date is also known as Clock Day, for some perverted reason. In the year 2006, B would have been released as a special edition DVD, containing all the crap B left out.

1 Biography of B
2 Flash
3 Other Forms
4 A
5 Cool B Motto for you
6 List of things that start with B
7 External Links

[edit] Biography of B

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B starts out on a white screen. It then ends.

B is the second son of the Alph family, and next in line after its brother A. B has had a long standing jelousy of A, likely due to always being second in everything. B also destests that the vowels are regarded higher then itself, and has been long campaigning to become a vowel in place of U. B, in its lower form b, was exposed in a scandel involveing p and q. The rivalry with the letter U has since escalated becuse of this, and thus U keeps a close watch over q in case B was to attempt anymore advances. Over all B is a somewhat bitter letter, steming from its fate of being overshadowed by its higher brother, and even the lesser letters.

Some think that B was something of a peripheral catalyst and that it was some sorta summer hit, and StrawberryClock would have ended up bankrupt with or without it.

Others think that B is the reason the language AAAAAAAAA! was created, and if StrawberryClock had never made B, AAAAAAAAA! as we know it would not exist.

Regardless of this, B is a symbol of the letter after A and before C, as well as showing that the very birth of AAAAAAAAA! is rooted in the forbidden letter of the language. It serves as a reminder of where we come from.

However, the usage of B in texts such as flash movies and forum posts are considered to be, by many Uncyclopedians, overused. Poor usage of B is generally considered to display signs of a n00b.

B is also a very silly person in the land Norway, he's webpage is www.b-ruffstuff.piczo.com!

[edit] Flash

B has been illegally pirated into many flash movies serving a variety of different purposes over the years since it's been released. PepsiClock, for example, made C, a flash that is known for the copywright infringment of B, but C kills B.

A comparison of a Legal version and an Illegal version of B.

Since C, the single letter title theme has been used for many copywright infringmenting Flash movies, including
N, L,
Z, H,
f, and "R".

B itself has appeared in a number of films, notably as a cameo appearance in many Flash movies. Find all the B's! Quick!:
Clock Destroyer, True North, and How Crow Clock Stole Christmas. It's also appeared as something of a joke in The Void, The Void II, and Part 1: The Ineffable Pie]. B's also appeared as an actual character in this crap, and just as a kind of thing in Seeking B. B even appears as a holy relic in [II]

As well as several appearances, B has also been used as a one-letter term in movie titles. Examples include Never B Your Woman, Let it B and B reasonable.

[edit] Other Forms

There are new B's, but nobody takes newBs seriously, anyway.

[edit] A

In anonymus foreign lands, they have an alternate version of B called "A." Although an Eastern-Europe exclusive, it has been (illegally) published worldwide, thanks to Coolboyman's SheezyArt page. A can be viewed here.

[edit] Cool B Motto for you

Are you B enough for me ?

B for me!

B me!

B like me!

B man B like B and then B me!

[edit] List of things that start with B

-Badger -Bum -Beaver -Beard -Bee -Butt sock -Barry -Davos -Boris -Borat -Boss Nass -Bridge -Black -Blanka -Bastard -Blood -Blue -Bolivia -Chuck Norris -Baka -Bacon -Bagpipes -Bamboo -Bamboozle -Booze -Banjo -Barber -Bazil Brush -Barney -Battleship -Bear -Bottom -Baird -Boba Fett -Blank -Bard -Bitch -Bitchograph -Bioinfusion -Ballistic -Bladder -(captain) Black Beard -Blasphemy -Blind men -Bibliography -BMA -BMP -BT -BAC -BNT -BLT -Boa Constrictor -Bilbo Baggins -Bessies Yorkshire Puddings -Betfred -Better than you! -Beijing -Bob -Bassilisk -Boob -Bassilisk boobs -Bomb -Boomerang -Bugger -Barron Von Criplestien -Batfink -Batman -Batou -Belly -Bellyometer -Butt o Matic -Buttrageous -Botulism