B.O.X.

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The B.O.X. is feared worldwide as the "ultimate superweapon" and the world's superpowers are rushing to acquire one for themselves, resulting in the fastest-escalating arms race in human history. What the B.O.X. is made of is not common knowledge, but B.O.X. production, in those nations which have acquired the technology, is frighteningly fast, and the day may come soon which each soldier will go into battle with a B.O.X. on his back. Optimists believe that when every nation possesses the B.O.X., the threat of destruction will force a lasting peace, or "Box Romana", but others argue that this balance of power can be fatally tipped by one nation's advances in B.O.X. technology.

During recent history there have been rumors of mass production of certain B.O.X.es taking place in China and Russia. Of course, while these are rumors, they pose a great threat to the United Nations, and other countries. Some of the B.O.X.es have been mass produced all ready using government funds issued directly from Russia's capital - in fact, these B.O.X.es have amazingly been used to store cargo and fruits, among other things. It is a known fact, on the other hand, that China is planning not only to produce these B.O.X.es, but make them standard issue for their military infantry. If this horror comes to pass, we know not what the future will have in store for next generation warfare.

The acronym for B.O.X. is actually backwards for Xtreme Object, Bitch!

The box is truly evil, possibly is evil himself. The evil B.O.X lord created a box so evil that it could turn other boxes evil.

  Millions of boxes and crates became "self aware" and let out a poisonous gas which killed 99% of the earth's population. The remaining 1% cloned themselves once, but the clones turned out to be just as evil as the boxes. They had a "clone war" which killed everyone apart from two people. They teamed up to kill the remaining cardboard boxes scattered across the world to restore mankind. They were both men and that means no more humans shall be born.
   If you look outside now, you may see a cardboard box. If so: DESTROY IT!