BA-64
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“"We had nothing comparable"”
~ Friedrich von Mellenthin on Ba-64
“"A clean car is a sign of a sick mind"”
~ Pavel on Ba-64
“"omgz clowncar NOES!!!! D:"”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ba-64
“"Lemme get on yer BA with a anti tank rifle!. lol @ German tanks"”
~ Shemashko on Ba-64
“In soviet russia, clown car rides you!!”
~ Stalin on Ba-64
“"Buhaahawahhaaaa"”
~ Pavel on Ba-64
“"Relax."”
~ DJSatane on Ba-64
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| Creation: 21st Dec 1860 |
| Crew: infinite |
| Party: = Vodka! |
| Armor: Beats |
| Max Speed: 1000kph |
| Range: Mother Russia |
| Production Amount: 15,927,453,712 |
| Fuel: Vodka, Beats, Cosmoline, 9 Volt Battery, Vodka, etc... |
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[edit] Production history
- BA-64
- BA-64B Pavel Car
- BASh-64 Tank Destroyer
- BA-64 Jew Car
- BA-64 RRIIIIIDGE RAAACERR
- BA-64 Gay Car
- BA-64 Flying Car
[edit] Combat history
You will find a clown car loaded with sachels, machine guns, grenades, and AT rifles. It is imposible to run from the cl0wncar.
(a halftrack fallen victim to one of its raides)
[edit] History
The Ba-64 "Clown Car" was created by the wishes of Stalin to make use of his rotary engine which he invented in 1859 during his promising automotive career.
[edit] Description
Regardless of the fact that the BA-64 only has two seats, it has been known to carry five, ten, even twenty people at a time, also despite the BA64's comparatively low mass, it has been known to flip Panthers and Tigets with ease.
It is easy to track due to the vodka smell it leaves behind from all of the soldiers drinking on it.
The rotary engine gives off a dog like noise giving the car a nickname of "Bobbik" by its crews which means dog in Russian . Though sex is not possible in the clown car it IS worth trying.
[edit] Habitat
The car has been reported to wander around in erratic paterns throughout the russian coutry side. Panzers have reported that drunk crewmen lob sachels and grenades from the top of the car or even turn it into a bomb.
