Bat Fuck Insane
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“You Sir are without a doubt BAT FUCK INSANE!!”
~ Jesus to OJ Simpson
“In Soviet Russia, insane bat fucks YOU!!'”
~ Russian Reversal on Bat Fuck Insane
“Sometimes i go bat fuck insane”
~ Odin on himself
“Sometimes, bat fuck insane, sometimes. Sometimes, I slit your ball sack open, sometimes.”
~ Sweeney Todd on being sometimes FAT BUCK insane
“Okay, Dr. B.F.I. I realise you're giving me a prostate exam... but the thing is... If you're
giving me a prostate exam... WHY ARE BOTH YOUR HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS?!?!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bat Fuck Insane
“Apples skin my dollies slowly until I cram your face into my bunghole.”
Went. Dont get so hyped down over them (stapled cinderblocks of dream)"see anything went " for you i dont Descend low. Never- Win - No. In the basement. oversoul: Constant; USELESS NOT AT ONE WITH ANYTHING, gone.
CHICKENS ARE FUNNEH! The term comes from the Latin, Counterfeiter's Fornix Prophetic, but all I ever wanted was the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE, just like a bad case of BAT FUCK INSANEEEE!!! When I rub the inside of my anus with a pop bottle two liter i truly feel at home with my mother in laws great aunt tis the truth you are in my butt right now aren't you you creep quite tickling my insides with your tongue. Holy Roman Empire See also AIDS (squired Alamo's-deficiency syndrome)
however,
Uncle Fabio...IS THAT YOU!!!!????!?!?!?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! MAAAAAAAAJ WEEEEEH AJAJJA
JuSt beCuz YoU caN reAd thIs doEsn'T mAKe it Tr00! BUT MY NIPPLES HURT WHEN YOU <PEANUTS>TWIST THEM</PEANUTS>, JOHNNY. STOP EATING THE MILK RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX!
However, AngelFairyDust the lazy Laguna hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK iNSAnE
The 2007 Nobel Prize for Psychology was awarded to an team of scientists who discovered that rather than pain, the first recognizeable symptom of peehole spider infestations in humans is actually bat-fucking-insanity.
[edit] I LOVE THE COLOR LAVENDER AND CATS NAMED ZOE BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME oRANGE jULIUS SPONGEBOB WENT TO THE MOON MR. HAPPY ZIPPY BATFUCKINSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] History
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One of the first cases of Bat Fuck Insanity in recorded history was that of Gregorius Androgynous, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with his head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) while continuiing with the BAT FUCK INSANE tripes, to sniff which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, Romans, and countrymen were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. completely Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable Juffo-Wup of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he erected whilst attempting to stuff Fermat's Last Theorem up a stoat (a weasel is totally different) and then he danced his too footed bunny hubber with the wigger naughter and buttter faughter and weee wehhhw ehwhehw adhaham. . modelling
GOBBLE ME DOWN
Angelique Carrington
I'M NOT DYING! oh, wait, yes i am...
A PESO A PESO A PESO TU ANO
During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, wouldn't you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or employding the unforgivable Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of flambeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* toaster (strudel)!
It is well known that Topeka is known to be eatin' some crack strudel and the Pillsbury Doughboy is a drug dealer! Because of the toastiness IT'S HOT IN TOPEKA!!!
SCREAMING LORD ADAM WAS HERE
CTHULU was here, hence the whole insanity thing, oh yeah I will harvest your soul Ill HARVEST your moms soul LOLZ
LOOK AT THE MONKIES THERE EATING MY SKULL CHEESE In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Urbanity's, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the ZOMBIE MONKIES ARE EATING AND RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!covers. Brian Peppers He made soups and stews of bat guano. FUCK YO' COUGH, NIGGA! He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, Ow! which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE!!
hAS Anyone ever sat down and read all this shit?
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reltedswe means thank you in swahihli
FRENCH PEOPLE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! except for secret steve...
Roofnargi my god it's a liberal finch!look at it's money shaped wings!
i all your tonsils belong to us!!!!!
But then again, on the other hand... I hAVE THR33 TEst133es and SMOKIN CRACK ALL DAY
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!Angelique Carrington
I HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF KICKING MYSELF INT HE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
In case of accidental sanity, take two BAT FUCK INSANE and call me in the morning
Don't look at me with that color of voice.
Remeber that time at band camp when we captured smokey the bear? no?? VAGINA CREAM!! First, we tied him down and shoved a pelican up his hot, steaming anus. Then we shaved off all his hair and made it into twelve neat little piles. Then we poured boilng plum sauce all over his sweet,sweet,genetaila. Then your cliortis became erect so we gathered his fur into our arms and took turns rubbing them all over our cocks and using our saliva as lubercant.PERUVIAN POMAGRANTATE PORNAGRAPHIC PIE!!!!!!!
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, BAT FUCK INSANE, but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go, "what, what's the matter?" And she goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go: "There's nothing wrong, mom." And she goes: "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" And I go: "No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a PEPSI." And she goes: "NO you're on drugs!" I go: "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes: "No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go: "Mom just give me a PEPSI please."
All I want is a PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a PEPSI, just one PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me! Aaaaug! W/O the JOY of cola it si thinge AGONY of COLA!
JUST A PEPSI!
BAT FUCK INSANE. BTFCKNSN!!!
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
This article is brilliant, by "brilliant" I mean gay. Like Rock Hudson gay. With AIDS.
King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became b-b-b-b-b-b-bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANEon learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Pittsburghers waving his St. Peter like a very small pink truffle. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE! MOSES!
AHHH! I GOT THE BSoD FROM READING THIS ARTICLE! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!
Then a flying toaster raped a pencil that deficated robot intestines out its eye while urinating rainbows made of hand grenades, Thus killing the queen of England, a Nazi hamster. Tom Cruise handed a pipe bomb to L ron Hubbard and Xenu was all like "Bitch, what cha doing?" L ron huffed 2 kittens at once and went BAT FUCK INSANE!!11! This caused the toast to go BAT FUcK INsaNE!! Then the flying monkeys stabbed Toto with a ZEEkY Boogy DOog!!
One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a pissicle while trying to molest Michael Jackson. Later he declared that "The US government does not, has not, and will never eat pissicles. And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president. He was also once caught having sex with Chelsea Clinton, that rascal.
TOSTER!
At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirty bat FUCK INSANE pervert. HEY, LOOK, IT IS THE BSoD! This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
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mAKE tHE pAIN gO aWAY, mOMMY. i'M tIRED oF MY.... sweet jesus is that jay leno?
GRAGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILIKEBLOODINMYCOCKHOLE
In 1845, a scholar named Arthur imgonnaeatyournuts had invented a new machine called the cludd muncher.
he operated this 200ft tall midget and walked it directly off the edge of a gentle slope, he then plummeted to his feet, upon which his next words were "Sweet meaty cheese of redemption, i shall munch thee's rug with an open avacado made entirely of kiwi hairs, the very same kiwi hairs that make up Frank sinatras wig today!.
He then continued to climb this 200ft tall jiggly ball made entirely of santa claus' boots, upon which his untimely death brought on by the impending doom of pig chunk fattomy becoming a meatloaf tribute.
[edit] [Philosophy and Metaphysics] of 'BAT FUCK INSANE
Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect tasty doodie is the key to eaing properlyBAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A STRONG, MANLY MAN TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I LIKE COCK IN MY ASS AND PREFER IF HE WAS ALSO GAY (I AM NOT GOOD AT RAPING). I LOVE TO HAVE YOUR JIZZ ALL OVER MY HOT, SWEATY BODY.I LIKE FLOWERS AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, AND FOR HIM TO PICK ME UP AND THROW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER WHILE FINGERING MY ASS. just threw a pebble at a falcon ==
you have been shot by the pork scratching of the vegan from Wacko jackos shed sometime yesteryear. i shall eat thee with a rubber fork and a wodden knife and i shall get splinters in your heart.
Now enjoy this nights act, they are all the way from your testees and theirready to destroy your life.
Don't worry the unknown feedonkey, for old Stalin comes in cheery little packages. DO YOU UNDERSTAND de frolic? Does it make old queasiers dye their flippant old windowpanes? BAT FUCK INSANE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK BAT INSANE FAT BUCK INSIDE RAT DUCK O'PAIN for great justice! Increase forward firepower old Schmitty! Don't let the world tell you to win! Buy a mountain, it gives great pleasure to the coppenshnaks! Dooremefasolati is a bypro/OMG!!cess by which dammned fuck butt/THISs achieve the cre/GUYased intersector of the rectic/HASular by-arc of th/Ae out/MACROside ang/WHENle of a ri/HEght tria/LANDSngle SO DON'T BLAME ME WHEN THE GRUE COMES OKAY! I don't thi/OFFnk wh/OFere there t/Ao think th/FUCKINat I m/FLIGHTay that do/LIKEn't let commies for cons/Aerving old we are the people of the United Bar/GRIFFINriffs and Terr/HEiers put fo/YELLSod on your family BAT FUCK INSANE IS
you guessed right its! CRABS! with their new hit single "Clenching to your pubes". lyrics are as follows. My face eats aliens for brunch.
Copulate! It's a command!
[edit] Fat Buck In Sane!
Sure! Why not!?
[edit] There is a difference between random and bat fuck insane
Many noobs think being random and saying the first shit that comes to their head makes them bat fuck insane. Being bat fuck insane is being calculated, you have to be a calculator, calculating the calculations. Dinosaurs were all bat fuck insane, but there werent bats when they were alive so they just said they were RROOAAARRRRRRRRRR. Noobs try to be RROOAAARRRRRRRRRR but they arent, they just arent, they just repeat the same crap over and over again. But I will find them, and as I am bat fuck insane I will cut them, slowly, make a noose out of their intestines and hang them off a bridge with a sign written in maroon saying I am not bat fuck insane, i am a lame noob. I chose maroon because thats the color you get when you mix poo and blood. I am bat fuck insane i am RROOAAARRRRRRRRRR. Dont be random, I dont want you hanging around me. Fuck off, dont even think of editting this page. oh you are so screwed now, couldnt help yourself could you. IM COMING FOR YOU NOOB.
/\/\/\ The n00b repondez-vous with a song off the top of his head!
I love you with the deepest little thing in my pinky
I love your mama with all the force of a twinky
I hate all of your family... except you!
your family sucks
but you rock like a sock
your friends suck too except that hot blond
so go and mow the lawn
like a chicken!
and you end breakfast
with a brain disorder!
I hate all of your family... except you!
your family sucks
but you rock like a sock/\/\/\
[edit] Now with 50% more sodium, bitch!
It is now safe to turn your computer off.
omg this article has been vandalised so much it has gone BAT FuckinSANE and eat it self yes i. am. a. cheeZe ratpigs.dot
one cannot vandalize that which is bat fuck insane for all vandals are bat fuck insane and thus all who vandalize bat fuck insane vandalize their very souls.
665- SANTA IS MY KING! I LOVE YOU SANTA BABY!
Look! The news is on!
Everyone knows the Jewish people are skilled in their ability to construct holograms of Telly Savalas.
You probably won't notice this, but just go out and read Journey to the End of the Night by Louis Ferdinand Celine, it has two redeeming bat-fuck insane qualities, 1) it was written by a french man who hated everything 2) he was also a nazi
IN other news....
bow chica wah wah
also
boom shaka laka laka
after the saming ties ruled the world
the potatoes ate pie
Now for sports with....
Ruiks Cube
Kiewan Muwphee has scored a cancer Johnson rebate in Mianus to tie up the one-half shoe race. This makes him susceptible to Bill Cosby quantum gang rape in the OLD MAN'S CAAAAAARRRR...
[edit] Wibble factor
We have to, of course, consider the wibble of bat fuck insanity that is, indeed. It has been said that "bat wibble wobble fuck insane" is not a true phrase either. So there. I'm glad that is explained. Tennis rackets in your colon brackets!
[edit] Don't mention oranges.
What? Oranges!
[edit] Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.
No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.
[edit] Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
[edit] Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
[edit] Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
[edit] Advantages of being Chicken Fuck Insane
[edit] Advantages of being Bat Fuck Insane
You get to be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!!
But I'm already BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!!
"GO TO THE MALL AND PICK ME UP SOME SWEET JUICY POACHED BIN LADEN FLAKESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON A BLACK HOLE,GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS THE FAMOUS OPRAH WINFREY SHOW AND DO NOT PICK UP SEVERAL RIPE KUWALE BANNANAS!"
[edit] You can act like your mum's fucking ghost chickens
which she most certainly flurples and then you... wait... which one of you is my dad... my dad is not dead... you... your making me... FLAT BUT BIN DANCE!!!!!!
[edit] You can write things like this without being judged
Give me your first born rabbit, I need to gave birth
You get to be moree give me more chocolate mommy, give me more. give me more chocolate mommy.give me more chocolate mommy, give me more. give me more chocolate mommy.give me more chocolate mommy, give me more. give me more chocolate mommy.give me more chocolate mommy, give me more. give me more chocolate mommy.
[edit] PENIS!!!!!
POTATOES CAUSE WARS. HOSPITALS CAUSE WARDS. absaloute immunity from fat fuck insane roast chitlin' insane is a major benefit, pick up a leaflet from your nearest sanitarium.
You are BAT FUCK INSANE!!! And you THINK YOU ARE A CATERPILLAR!!! Woooooooaaaaahh, not right I ASK for ThE FURRY MACHETTE! No it is not Oreo Cookies, it is COWBOYISH. Boom Chicka boom, bow wow wow.
WHEN YOU WHERE YOUNG LIFE WAS SO MAGICAL, DID I MENTION I STARTED A FIRE AT MY WORK...NOW I CAN'T WORK BECAUSE I AM BAT FUCK INSANE
dude can I borrow 5 bucks? NO MOTHERFUCKER!
It has always been my conviction that when no one can see what the government is doing, what they are doing is MASTURBATING! I run for hope, I run to feeeeeeellll, I run for truth, for all that is reeeaall! Sing it with me! SING IT WITH ME! RIGHT NOW BITCH! WE ARE GOING TO BE UPLIFTING RIGHT NOW, LEAVE THE DOORKNOBS ALONE!!!!!
[edit] Causes
TIIIIMMMEEEE CUUUUUBBBBEEEE!!!! Will cause bat fuck insanity.
Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train. Elevator Surfing is a Cause which is known to the UN as "George bush's election campaign", it causes melons to come from balls of foil that were draped in several large bottles of cheese sandwhiches. PINEAPPLE Meat Pie. it is mainly eaten by the several legions of a small water biscuit.
A Spud from a turnip grape seed squish fat farm made entirely of cashews swallowed the melon man.
The flash in the night that makes me see the green lazer man is what helps me when i smoke meat rack on the long winding road of BaT Fuck InsAAAAAAAAAnity
Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Eat me macca.
Chewing on a sliced Knife shall cause the victim to become bat fuck insane!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Gregor Samsa awoke from unsettling dreams one morning, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic newt! What? He doesn't look like a newt. Well, I've gotten better. But what also floats? CHURCHES!
Speed balls WITHOUT THE BALLS! SPOONS! WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON HERE? GOD? WHERE HERE NO THERE where what hello how are you isn't that a lovelt toaster studel with a ham on it ATTACHED TO A STOVE You can fly all the way to Kansas in a jet propelled cereal box, but you should be careful not to get caught by the ASS OGRES!!!!
Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$
Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.
BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp,but not much. OKLAHOMA!
Oh my.... it is not a tree, it is a car that has trains for eyes and sandwiches for arms. If it ever approaches you and you have idea whatthefuckyouneedtoDOJUSTTELLITTHATYOUAREBATFUCKINSANE....bat fuck insane sdfsdfjddsdsfgdfjkfdh !!!!!!!----------------!!!!!!--------!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay now that you've calmed down you can now eat a penguin that says "Grarhdsfdhsdfjhdfsjfd are friendley sooocks" aand"chees22234432" Soc tudies
MKISGAYFAGGOTdfksskkksksskskkkkskskkTSSSTSSSTjjjfdfdfiiiIiIIIIiiiIII Bat Fuck insane is apeace of porkijuckieo what are testiciles petar petaro THE KID IN THE WHITE SHIRT FAGGY GGSDDGGDSDGSDGGDGFFGFGdissaaaaaaaaaaasssssteerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Eating horse crap is bad for your dolphins horseshoe divider. Your matrix asplode on his left mums anus entry.
Birthdays are not very high in proteenz or calcicum.
Where is tuesday for the pantry walrus? My waffle is Napoleon.
it's magical how much this article could be vandalised and no one would notice - magically delicious. happy. freedom. cheese. happy delicious freedom cheese of vandalism!!!'
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SHIT FUCK!
This concludes our examination of Bat Fuck Insane. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
dear god i think ive found out what's happening here but im not quite sure if somebody would please... oh wait what are you doing, put that thing down. you dont know what your do-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH heeheeheehee! im a flying pixie made by the great power of the pixiestick king. give me all of your pants and i wont make you take off your money!
There's a place in France where the naked leprechauns pants are subjected to extreme forms of dance
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAAAAAANT ON YOUR CHEESEBURGER? Angelique Carrington
WHEN YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO HOURS OF WATCHING C-SPAN YOU WILL WITHOUT A DOUBT GO BAT FUCK INSANE...off the heezy fo sho
Why is that monkey stareing at me like that... Oh god...Its eyes are fucking glowing blue! Why are they glowing blue!? I DON'T KNOW STOP ASKING THINGS! WHO ASKED YOU? I DID BITCH. NO FROG, I DON'T WANT TEA, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!OH LOOK, MY LAUNDRIES DONE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! GARBLEFARKPLEEBO! KEE KEE POK SMOOKGA! BAT FUCK INSANE!
[edit] What The Fuck?
OMFGROFLBBQLOL MY ANUS IS BLEEDIGN ASS ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOOOOOOOOOL NICE JOB <insert name here> YOU'VE JUST KILLED MY BONER.
[edit] See Also
- Ape-Shit Crazy
- Bat mobile
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Batman
- Kate Bush
- Kate's Bush
- Tori Amos
- Jack T. Chick
- Jack Thompson
- Congressman Steve King
- Ann Coulter
- Tom Cruise
- Fred Phelps
- Frederick Konsinski
- Jim Whoelse
- I. C. Weiner
- Amanda Hugandkiss
- Me
- You
- Lamer
[edit] To be Confused With
- AAA A A A A A AA lololololA AAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAA A AAAA A AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1!1!!111!!!!!
- Pounding bat sodomy
- Butt Fuck Insane
- Bat Shit Crazy
- Fucking Bats
- Fat Buck Insane
- *Not free, but indeed bat fuck insane.** - **Holy Shit, that's bat fuck insane!
- *as sane as bat fucking can be. - [JUMPING]
[edit] Other bat fucks
- Duck Fuck insane
- Bat fuck ethane
- Bat fuck propane -lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter
B00m!!!!!!
Propane propane... gonna start the game!
- Bat fuck pentane
- Bat fuck Brisbane -No no no no no no no, no not not not not no nah, no no, no no no no no no no, not not much not what watch
- Vet fuck insane
- Pet fuck insane
Ooh look at fuckin me I can write and article with lots of fucking profanitys, so go fuck a fuckity fuck fuck fuck. What the fuckity fuck fuck is this shit? And stop sending me all those fucking emails too.
Hee hee hee hee! Ha, Ha Haa! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAaaaaa....
The world is burning.
Run.
Faster.
DAMNIT I SAID FASTER!
you've reached the end of bat fuck insane. the lights are dim, your eyes slowly close as the blood drips from your ears. you are dead now. goodnight.
