Babel:APPL/switch

I was writing an article on Wikipedia . . .

and then it was like "beep beep beep beep"

Then some admin deleted it; and it was like gone . . .

and I was like, "huh?"

They devoured my article. It was a really good article . . .

and then I had to write it again, and I had to do it fast, so it wasn't as good.

It's kind of . . .

a bummer.

So I was writing an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica . . .

about this guy from lj-asians who peed on my fucking rug.

It was a really nice rug . . .

it really tied the room together.

When this guy just rewrote the entire article because he said it wasn't dramatic enough . . .

and I was like, "that's just your opinion, man, okay?"

This aggression will not stand . . .

man.