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November 22: Conspiracy Theory Appreciation Day (not celebrated for some reason)

• 200 Sex is invented.
• 1812 - Puzzle potato officially refound. Citizens everywhere rejoice.
• 1910 - Hekyll and Jekyll secretly meet to create the Federal Reserve System.
• 1945 - Nazis accidentally explode nuclear bomb in Dresden. Allied air forces are subsequently blamed for mass firebombing.
• 1952 - In Guatemala, CIA first operation gives start to a era of brutal military dictatorships sponsored by the US government in Latin America ... wait... thats not funny...
• 1963 - J. F. K. accidentally assassinated by angry, confused polar bear. Polar bear plants gun on napping Lee Harvey Oswald and escapes in a get-away sled. Nobody looks into it very much.
• 1963 - Absolutely nothing happened. You hear me? Nothing. If you heard otherwise, it's a filthy Communist lie.
• 1968 - Stanley Kubrick begins secret filming of the moon landing.
• 1970 - The Million Cyberman March (pictured) is held in Washington, DC. Conspiracy theorists claim that it was actually a failed invasion from outer space.
• 1983 - America's largest Tin foil hat manufacturer is shut down - at the same time as a record number of "communications satellites" are sent into orbit by NASA.
• 1985 - 1985th anniversary of "Going to bed on November 21 and waking up on November 23 mysteriously" day
• 1986 - Hands Across America is celebrated at the same time as secret evidence is presented during the Iran-Contra trial.
• 1988 - J.F.K. zombie rises from dead and rampages across U.S. leaving hundreds slain in his wake. U.S Secretary of Wizardry David Copperfield resurrects the spirit of Abraham Lincoln to stop the monster.
• 1989 - Remains of JFK's brain grafted into a 150ft tall, titanium, laser-eyed, nuclear-powered robot to celebrate the anniversary of his death. JFK-9000 ran amuck and was subsequently destroyed by Godzilla, who had to be flown in especially from Tokyo, Japan.
• 1992 - Mossad agents from the future assassinate Sam Weaver in Ruby Ridge for unknown reasons.
• 1999 - CIA operatives go berserk in Columbine High School, killing 14 people including two innocent students who were subsequently blamed.
• 2000 - Shadow Internet #1 created. Subsequent internets are created in the coming years.
• 2001 - George W. Bush places blame on Afghanistan for Terra-ist attack 11 days earlier, when in actuality he did it in order to have an excuse to declare war.
• 2005 - Federal Government attempt to reduce surplus population in New Orleans fails with just over 700 deaths.
• 2006 - South Park exposes 2001 conspiracy as a conspiracy; Bush too stupid to blow up planes
• 2007 - November 22 mysteriously wiped empty
• 2008 - Squirrel resembling J.F.K. assasinated.

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• NASA declares war on tool belt; Hexagon mission against it fails, due to Obama image

• Britney Spears to write children's book.

• It's official, We're all crashing bores.

• President Bush to become unemployed, parasitic (pictured).

• Truth revealed in Oxford: The War of the Rings was a mistake. New insights to Mordor culture.

• In last weeks of presidency, Bush singlehandedly saves planet Earth

• British Board of Film Classification gives up the ghost on its decision to end censorship.

• Oscar Wilde Day vetoed by Obama.

• Medvedev discovered to be possible marionette.

• Grandmother enjoys brief career as four-star general.

• RBS faces grim economic outlook.

• Small town newspaper launches new 'Silly Survey' campaign.

• John Terry pulls out of rest of 2008/09 season, citing hectic sponsorship schedule.

• Manuel now Obama's new Chief of Staff.

• Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal.

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