"Denial? De big river in Egypt? Never heard of it...."
- Winston Churchill on Holocaust Tycoon

Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows 95/98 in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later realised thoughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces. (Read more...)

April 20: Smoke Pot and Heil Hitler Day

• 420 - Thousands of marijuana users get throughly ripped as a once-in-a-lifetime numerical coincidence coincidentifies with a 75-times-in-a-lifetime num... where was I?
• 571 - Cassius Clay born; later changes name to Muhammad, hails himself as "greatest prophet of all time, baby!"
• 1607 - White settlers arive at Jamestown, find nothing of value except some inedible, brown leaves and some equally inedible, brown people, so they go home.
• 1792 - France declares war on itself, surrenders.
• 1814 - The War of 1812 begins, two years behind schedule.

• Britney Spears to write children's book.
• It's official, We're all crashing bores.

• President Bush to become unemployed, parasitic (pictured).

• Truth revealed in Oxford: The War of the Rings was a mistake. New insights to Mordor culture.

• In last weeks of presidency, Bush singlehandedly saves planet Earth

• British Board of Film Classification gives up the ghost on its decision to end censorship.

• Oscar Wilde Day vetoed by Obama.

• Medvedev discovered to be possible marionette.

• Grandmother enjoys brief career as four-star general.

• RBS faces grim economic outlook.

• Small town newspaper launches new 'Silly Survey' campaign.

• John Terry pulls out of rest of 2008/09 season, citing hectic sponsorship schedule.

• Manuel now Obama's new Chief of Staff.

• Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal.

• Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco

• Meet your new president.

• ...that I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses?
• ...that my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance?
• ...that I am the one who will wage the war!?
• ...that if freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower?
• ...that life never forgives weaknesses?
• ...that I consider the British State very much superior?
• ...that I have never liked France or the French, and I have never stopped saying so?

Our Glorious Leader.

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This month's Hitler of the Month is Emo Hitler. Judged by all to be the most promising applicant, Emo Hitler will go far in life if he'll just stop sniveling. Hitler himself is said to have said, "[Emo Hitler] is one of the most extraordinary figures in world history."

This month's Other Hitler of the Month is George W. Bush. Unser Führer says, "Let us pray in this hour that nothing can divide us, and that God will help us against the Devil! Almighty Lord, bless our fight!"