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Virginia Tech Massacre was a macabre-themed semi-musical play written by Virginia Tech student and intellectual Cho Seung Hui, exclusively performed for the first and only time at the Virginia Tech Theatre on April 16, 2007, for which it received rave reviews and heavy media coverage. It was lauded as the "greatest play of the century" by many critics, and Cho was posthumously praised as a theatrical genius. He would've won many awards for his writing and starring of the play, had he not killed himself. In it were themes of romance, conflict, and humor. But mostly conflict. (more...)

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The Rule of Three is a principle in English writing that suggests a list of three things is inherently funnier, more effective or more sexually satisfying than a list of any other number of things. Often to obtain maximum humour, the third thing in the list breaks the pattern set up by the other two. It is an important comedy writing technique often used in television shows, stand-up comedy routines and erotic novels. The technique can be combined with any other comedy technique including redundancy, random humour and redundancy. It should not be overused, however, as the joke will fast become stale, stagnant and hilarious. (more...)

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October 10: Not-for-turning Day, Woodmas in the Woodian faith, International Day of No Underwear

19 - Stephen King is given the powers to create the world in his image. He refuses to change this world but writes a book that turned into the first bar of soap. There was much rejoicing. King then announced he was against turning.
1582 - Pope Gregory XIII implements the Gregorian calendar. While not wearing any underwear. Pop Gregroy announced that turning is immoral.
1807 - Canada defeats The Pirate Nation in the Canadian-Pirate War. Canada turns a new leaf even though they're not supposed to turn...
1815 - Napoleon I of France begins his exile on St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean. He forgets to pack any underwear. When it was his turn to attack, he refused, stating his famous cathphrase, "Turning will give you herpes."
1955 - Jimi Hendrix is spawned from Buddy Holly's guitar and a rum-and-coke while illegaly turning on the New Jersey Turnpike.
1980 - Margaret Thatcher declares that she is not for turning, despite the best attempts of pro-turning lobbyists.
1990 - A dark shadow turns the world around when Clarkie is born.
1995 - Underwear outlawed in Paris. Riots ensue. Jim Morrision turns in his grave.
2006 - North Korea tests nukes. In response, America builds comsat stations; Iran upgrades zealots; Afghanistan makes turning weapons that have no use.
2015 - George Bush dies. He died from aserious case of turning.
2015 - Al Gore is arrested for the turning of an undisclosed ex-politician
2017 - The Communist Party stages a revolution and takes power in Britain. Margaret Thatcher turns in her grave, clearly demonstrating that she has been for turning all along.
2101 - War was beggining. What happen?
4000 - Nerds develop paste that makes them appear attractive. The girls turn red from laughter.