Baby Impressionism

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“An interesting art form, although it tends to stain the drapes.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Baby Impressionism

Baby impressionism was an art period and art technique used in the mid 1800's, mainly in France. A few artists still use it today.

[edit] What is Baby Impressionism?

Baby impressionism is the form of art that takes live babies, dips them in paint, and throws them at a canvas. This, of course, causes NO harm to the baby, but if it does, see baby recipes. This creates an abstract, splattered affect, as the baby may squirm or have broken bones to misshape the figure of the paint on the canvas. Red was a common color used by many baby impressionists.

[edit] Famous Baby Impressionists

Here is a list of famous baby impressionsts.

• Claude Monet (only dabbled for a short time).
• Ludwig von Baebeethrouer
• Jaqueline Splatka
• Brice Roberts
• Inede Murbaybeys
• David de la Bebe
• Nathan Goldman
• John Troup
• Yvonne L'Infantkille
• Ozzy Osbourne