Bad Intelligence

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Bad intelligence is a disease caused by dissemination of any information that advises them to create anything remotely like Iraq. Though America & Apple are generally held responsible for Iraq, it is actually Bad intellignece that is to blame.

Many leaders throughout time have been the victim of bad intelligence. Once bad intelligence has taken hold of someone, it invades the brain and creates effects similar to mad cow disease. The leaders suddenly fall into a gaming frenzy and refuse to do anything but order bomb strikes on any topic of discussion that forces them to pause the game they are currently playing.

In earlier times when bomb strikes were an unavailable tactic and video games were not present, the infected individual would ussually exhibit huge bouts of apathy and issue ambigious orders that indicate the disease has moved into its airborne stage. If the disease has reached this stage, all is lost. The Battle of Gettysburg is a prime example of this late stage of BI. Shortly after the host has reached the stage at which their Bad intelligence has become airborne, they die without immediate treatment in the form of video games.

In recent times the disease goes almost unnoticed as the prescense of video gaming prevents the quick spread of the disease. In Iraq for example the large availability of video games has stopped Bad Intelligence from being a pandemic. The leaders of the venture having soon become engrossed by their gaming, only managed to spread the disease during severe power outages. As such a large and drawn out case of Bad Intelligence has never been experienced before, the outcome of Iraq is subject to speculation.