Bad grammar
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Bad Grammar is were in prose or. Poetry someone, forgets to inserted correct punctuation, or forms of words.
There are many great teachers, in bad grammar, notably George W. Bush or Soccer Players if you live in the UK.
They are the, worlds? leading authorities in bad grammar and can-often be sawed intertwining bad grammar into their speech so effective that, nobody notices.
However. Nobody listens to nobody and so bad grammar is slowly being ? Slipped into the English language.
There are only. A little people who can; boast never to have used, bad grammar in they're life/
“Because English are us native languages, us Americans speak most well with not no nevering no bad grammar anytime.”
~ Americans on Bad Grammar
“I speak perfect grammar. I don't know what they are talking about. I just told Iran to halt its nucular program and to lower the terriers on US goods and services to provide a free market economee for amerucin businesses like those in texes that I hold stock in!”
~ George W. Bush on Bad Grammar
“Good English I speak; no excuse for bad grammar, there is.”
~ Yoda on Bad Grammar
“I R hav meh Wii”
~ Stupid 8 year old on Nintendo Wii
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[edit] The History of Bad Gamma
Bad Grammar, unsurprisingly was invented shortly after good grammar. It is now widely believed that Bad grammar first originated in the deep south at roughly the same time as bad teeth and GINGEVITUS! Bad grammar first became popular however during the war of the Spanish succesion when The Duke of Marlborough forced all of his soldiers to be learned in the art of bad grammar. this began a tradition of bad grammar throughout Britain particularly in the east end of london.
[edit] Famous Bad Grammerers
- Americans
- Winston Churchill
- The Fonze
- Iggy Pop
- The Queen
- Most authors
- Journalists
- Proof Readers
[edit] how to Bad Your grammor!
[edit] Appostropheez!
The most, easiest, way of bad grammer: is to put appostrpohe's wherever you want but not wear they should be example's of this r:
- I have no spork's
- Can I have you're brothers spork's
- Y does you'r brother not have sporks'
- Fin'e ill' go' and by m'y own 'then
- B'ut m'a'ma, bub'ba 's di'in
- ne'need's'a sp or'k
- You been gettin' a beating
- I study on killin' you
- I has a lovely bunch o' coconuts
- Its a lovely day foo a walk, dont's you think?
- The three dog's went for a walk in you're park.
- I wan't a spork plz plz
[edit] Commas!
You can really put commas wherever you want really it doesn't have to, mean anything its just; to make you look clever!!!!
You can do it as easily! as like this you don;t even need examples to do it you can even put it instead of appostrophes? if you really wan't
dan't forgit to , add spaces , between the , commas , to make yourself , look important , the more commas , you add , the more important , you look see how that werks.
[edit] The Word You're!
Sorry, your going to have to check your answers on that one. This word does not exist, has never existed, and never will. I can't even begin to go on about how stupid your sounding right now. Look at me, I can sound so much better than you online by typing properly and NOT have the credibility of my statement utterly destroyed by one stupid mistake that your thinking that I made.
[edit] peroids
u cn put yer peroids a lot................. ......................... ....... c like dat
[edit] Un-everything!
Cannot think of the right word to use???? Add an Un- to it! hell if it's not even grammar! e.g.
- untall people are called hobbits
- she is unskinny a.k.a. FAT BITCH!!
- hey your girlfriend's actually quite unshitty!
- dude cutting off your balls for the camera is so unawesome.
- is there anyone who actually likes unfucking?
- fags dig unhairy fags
problem solved!
[edit] caps lock IS YER FREIND
ALWAYS TURN ON YUOS CAPS LOCK KEY THAT WAY YER WORDS LOOK LIKE THIS , THERE BE NO NEED FOR LOWERCASE ; IT CONFUSE YUO ANYWAY * THIS IS THE WAY ! THE APPLE ][ WORKED & BEFORE THE APPLE ][E ADDED LOWERCASE * IF IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR STEVE JOBS * IT GOOOD ENOUGH FOR YEW $
[edit] CaPTuLs N LowErCaeS (CoOl PeEpZ OnLy)
If YoUr ReAl CoOl U cAn tYpE LiKe DiS tO ItS GoOd tO UsE nO SymBoLz CuZ iT EaSy tO ReAd 4 mE wEn i TyPe iT sO Y NoT U TO HuH Y nOt
[edit] Use gooder werds
Insteed of "don't" use "dun" insteed. Whun yew nead to use "have" use "of" insteed. When in Canada, speek liek a Francie use "aboot" instead of "about", call it "newfundlund" instead of "newfoundland" thiys luv it whan yew do it thot way. Insteed of "wrap" use "rap", insteed of "can't" use "cunt". It make yew suond leik a kool dood! I dun no whot yew talk aboot Francie, do yew leiv in newfundlund or somethin? Maybe they rap prescences whon thiy of kristmos thire becouse they cunt spell leik us smert poople?
[edit] Anything else!
If, you see a symbol that you like - but you dont know what it was means) you can use it WHY NOT" it;s not like people wont knot know what you talking about
semicolons ; are yer friends ; use them with colons : to add spice : to yuo writing ; see how : easy ; that was :?
a woman (insert either a ',' ';' or ':' here) without man is nothing.
asterisks * who know what they fore? Use * them * anyway * they is fun *
ampsesands & use instead of and & and you & look important &
exclimation point ! also called ! the bang ! are lonely ! add some 1's and 2's to them ! to get the desired effect !!!!111122222
dolla sign $ now we talkn' money foo $ now yuo look rich $ in UK use pound £ now yuo sound as pound £ god save the queen £ in japan ¥ use the yen ¥ send it again ¥ or use the euro € which is the better € of them all € because europe € houses the banks € they all trade € currancies with €
slash \ use them for \'\'\'bold\'\'\' words \\\ and \\\ vandalizing \\\ articles \\\ when you \"feel like you\'re being mocked\" in the \\\ article \\\ because of \\\ some syndrome \\\ you claim \\ that onli \\\ you have \\\ and everyone \\\ else \\ is faking\\'\\'\'\\/\/\//\/\/\/\/\/\//\\/\
tilde ~ WHOA I dont~ even KNOW what the hell~~ ~~ ~THIS~~ is for but im gon keep ~USING IT~!!~~
[edit] The 10 12 ,Grama Rules
- 1. Don't ,use a comma,, unless where,,,,,,,, it is needed,
- 2. check order or & words what correct rite to you Always the ensure sense all type are the in make penguin
- 3 Always end a sentance with a full stop keep hands inside rollercoster car if not they chopped off
- 4. ensure ONLY proper NouNs & The FIRST Word After A Full Stop Has A CAPITAL LettER. (Such Examples include: Tiger, Desk, france, chuck norris , childe sykology & CubERT)
- 5. Allwase ceque wurds four speelign mistayks.
- 6. Oh Bloody Hell.. Why Did I make it 10 rules! Like dohnuts they come inna dozen.
- 7. Only end a question with a question mark? (For Example?: ?Do you Canoe?)
- 8. Don't use no double negatives
- 10. And never start a centance with "And"? Yet yuo can end a cetance with "And", "to", "but" and "firstly".
- 11. Aviod redandant redandancy..........ek fwiend pwal
- 12. Rember to never split infintives.
Remebahr if yuos mak missteak, nobodie kares, becuase werd prosseccors hove biult in speeling and grammer kheckers.
